Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML
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Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Today, my psychotic step-dad asked me if I'm doing drugs. I replied with a massive amount of sarcasm: "Yeah, all of 'em. Especially meth." He flipped out, searched my room top to bottom, then grounded me "for good" until I tell him where I hid the supposed drugs. FML
Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
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darwinism 30
Next time stay in the doorway and keep saying "cold, cold, warmer, warmer, cold again" just to freak him out.
slooby_fml 25
My mom thought I was gay because I watch Glee. Turns out she was right
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Comments (109)
olpally 33
What a ******* idiot.
chera3773 2
Awe, I have the same issue, sort of, only I'm a chemistry teacher and it's my students who tell people I make drugs, just because I know of the show and teach chemistry. I'm waiting to get fired for something I don't do... :( I know how you feel with this one!
HowieDoIt 21
Don't let him go around your laundry machine. We all know where you keep your equipment.
sunnyray812 42
What a jerk.
honeymoonroyale 20
Sad thing is, he can get away with it just for being a "curious and caring parent".
carecow 16
Watching breaking bad makes you as much of a druggie as I'm a sponge living in a pineapple under the sea.
Neesalun 20
That's stupid reasoning! That's just like someone liking to have sex and love to watch movies. It doesn't mean they're a **** star.
gc327072 31
Get angry and tell him to tread lightly
SadderGirl01 19
If he finds anything and you need a lawyer...BETTER CALL SAUL!
photogodess 13
Love the name :) and honestly it's good your getting a degree in chemistry. Don't go less than a Bachelors degree but try to stick with it and get your masters. More jobs will become available and you will be worth more to a company good luck in school op