Today, my dad squirted water at me. Fortunately, I blocked it. Unfortunately, I blocked it with my new $200 camera. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML
Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML
Today, I lost my balance while crossing a creek and fell in. I had my camera on me at the time. It's fried, and I don't have the $2K I need to replace it. FML
Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, my son ruined our fairly new 60 inch smart TV by giving it a bath with his squirt gun. FML
Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML
Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Did you take a picture?
chrissysweathear_fml 0
that's horrible!
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Comments (127)
ohthebloodygore 16
I was asking, not stating. I just don't ask politely. I'm nice enough to ask but to threaten for the answer while doing so. :)
Chrisskiies 0
No you're not! you threaten me all the time when you demand answers! lies I say! lies! lol :D
ohthebloodygore 16
Stop saying that! Don't make me pay you a visit; I enjoy doing business with you.
Chrisskiies 0
Good luck finding me! I'm a ninja in disguise, with a lot of places to hide from anyone. -.- lol And I bet I give more useful info than you do. :p
BlueTwist89 0
$200 is mid-ranged for camera. Save up for a new one. In the meantime you can complain to your dad. (ps buy a waterproof camera next time o.o)
porter12 0
whoever moderated this is dumb
_Ama_Lia_V_ 0
Wow...So Are You Like Afraid Of Water, So You Block Yoursf With Your Like 400$ Camera...Lmao xD
peacelovekat 0
my cams 390$ 200 for a cam is bot that much
ohthebloodygore 16
Be quiet, pervert!
shinando 0
beat your dad