Today, my dad squirted water at me. Fortunately, I blocked it. Unfortunately, I blocked it with my new $200 camera. FML
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Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML
Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML
Today, I lost my balance while crossing a creek and fell in. I had my camera on me at the time. It's fried, and I don't have the $2K I need to replace it. FML
Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, my son ruined our fairly new 60 inch smart TV by giving it a bath with his squirt gun. FML
Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML
Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Did you take a picture?
chrissysweathear_fml 0
that's horrible!
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Comments (127)
Jacckay 3
Awwww..... No camera for you then.
illmatic2 16
I am.
julian24245 0
Only 200? Cheap!
purple_zebras_ 0
I agree
Chrisskiies 0
Idk about you guys but I don't have $200 to spend on a new camera every-time one breaks. So $200 is a lot of change out my pocket that could be used to something else.
Shokz992 0
I think they just mean that a camera they would buy would be over $200 and the loss of any camera in that price-range isn't exactly as tragic as it could have been if it was a DSLR or something. Pretty much exactly what I was going to say.
Chrisskiies 0
Yea I get that but still, acting like they have the money to throw away like is somewhat semi-retarded. Seeing as it's most likely their parents that will end up paying for it. But eh, there are some alright cameras for $200-$300 so i don't see why people are talking so much ish.
roxyluv 0
how the_____ is that cheap? I mean must you have all those fancy gadgets in it that you don't even NEED for it to be good? I mean as long as it takes proper pics why spend extra?
the_flirtt 0
stupid reactions
h2opoloplaya 0
at least it was a waterproof camera! right? right?
like_its_ya_bday 0
hahaha
ohthebloodygore 16
Ignorance! Don't say my word. 21, you're an idiot.
ohthebloodygore 16
You wish.
h2opoloplaya 0
thank you bloodygore
like_its_ya_bday 0
lmao @2 and wow retard. and u carry ur camera with u all the time?
starile 20
Only when she wants it to catch the right moment ;]
bigbadtim 7
Hey little squirt, time for you to buy a new camera.
ahugit 0
pun. =P
bloobelly 0
well I'd you wanna pay that much why not something water proof. you stupid!
oakeidoakei 9
Look on the bright side! At least you didn't get wet! ;[
Shivermeshamrock 0
I suspect Op is leaving out the ending of this fml. I would be surprised if a camera that costs that much would break that easily from a little water. ',: /