Today, my dad squirted water at me. Fortunately, I blocked it. Unfortunately, I blocked it with my new $200 camera. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML
Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML
Today, I lost my balance while crossing a creek and fell in. I had my camera on me at the time. It's fried, and I don't have the $2K I need to replace it. FML
Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, my son ruined our fairly new 60 inch smart TV by giving it a bath with his squirt gun. FML
Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML
Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Did you take a picture?
chrissysweathear_fml 0
that's horrible!
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SaintE_fml 0
really
lildrummerboy47 0
$200?? try a $600 Nikon D3000 or a D90 which is like $1100
ohthebloodygore 16
I am as well.
Chrisskiies 0
Precious, that's because you shall burn if your near it, also explains why you don't shower. 0.o :p
ohthebloodygore 16
Chris, explain to me why I would burn? Damn, you caught me. I didn't know 'showering' was a requirement.
Chrisskiies 0
Cus it's simple precious, you're really the wicked witch from the west!!! lmao jk. :)(:
ohthebloodygore 16
You make me sound like a bloody savage.
Chrisskiies 0
Oh btw I don't think the first part of your comment is right. you don't ask some one to do something when you're telling them to do it. :p
iEmily 0
$200 isn't much for a camera. I ordered a Canon EOS 1000D last night for $500+ and I know someone who spent twice that. But yeah pretty stupid to block water with your camera, now you know not to!
Chrisskiies 0
No precious, your name does that all by its self. And your son's pic makes it all the more deviant. lol a child named oh the bloody gore?? I wouldn't get near him/her. lol