FML : Today, my dad hurt his back. He went to a physical therapist who gave him some exercises to do. I have to watch him lie on his back and air hump while...

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Today, my dad hurt his back. He went to a physical therapist who gave him some exercises to do. I have to watch him lie on his back and air hump while groaning every hour on the hour for the next two weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 10 September 2010 20:07 / Canada

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By Lackadaisy_Baby | 0

#1385143 - Saturday 11 September 2010 01:33

How is this an FML? Your dad's the one whose injured, in pain, and having to do the exercises (which he probably thinks are just as embarrassing as you do). Did it ever occur to you that the reason you need to be in the room with him is in case something goes wrong and he hurts himself worse? Back injuries, even minor ones, are not to be taken lightly. You don't have to literally watch his every move - read a friggin' book or something. "Oh my god! I have to watch my hurt father 'hump' the air for a few minutes every hour so he can regain his full mobility! My life SUUUUCKS." Grow up.

By WiseGuy79 | 14

#1385023 - Saturday 11 September 2010 01:17

You don't have to watch anything u nut just leave the damn room

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By imhowie | 2

#1384963 - Saturday 11 September 2010 01:09

I have the face of Fred Phelps and the body of a gigantic, sentient blob of lard

DearLar | 0

#1384987 - Saturday 11 September 2010 01:11

that's sexy

seanders | 10

#1385171 - Saturday 11 September 2010 01:37

Oh well he'll have a very happy wife when all is said n done.

Mars_Bars_Big_Na | 0

#1385177 - Saturday 11 September 2010 01:38

o waaahh get ovr it

KiddNYC1O | 20

#1385295 - Saturday 11 September 2010 01:59

WAAAHHH WAAHHHH yeah!, how do you like it now, huh!? WAAHHHh WAAHHH

ReconX | 2

#1385470 - Saturday 11 September 2010 02:38

My dad does the same thing...

KingDingALing | 9

#1385484 - Saturday 11 September 2010 02:41

OP- He's practicing for your mom ;D

BallinJ | 0

#1385800 - Saturday 11 September 2010 04:03

uhhhh who said you are forced to watch?

JuliaM1000 | 10

#1385995 - Saturday 11 September 2010 05:01

Hehe smexii. he's practicing for his next drunk victim! MWAHAHAhhahahahahahaaaa

MichieBabiie | 0

#1386295 - Saturday 11 September 2010 06:41

lol, fyl

LoganBballin16 | 0

#1386363 - Saturday 11 September 2010 07:13

you don't have to watch you can walk away you idiot!

imaginaryvoice | 18

#1387118 - Saturday 11 September 2010 11:16

I just now realized that, "therapist" is also, "the rapist". 0.o

ilovemydoodle123 | 0

#1387381 - Saturday 11 September 2010 02:49

exactly!

TechnoTaco | 0

#1390882 - Sunday 12 September 2010 04:20

My dad does the same thing. Only difference is that he's perfectly healthy. -jk-

By dickster | 0

#1385013 - Saturday 11 September 2010 01:15

The FML is that you can't be on top, right?

Ashleexx | 0

#1385033 - Saturday 11 September 2010 01:18

ewww WTF it's her dad!! pedooo

Intoxicunt | 5

#1385091 - Saturday 11 September 2010 01:25

Actually, number 9, I highly doubt the OP is a young child. I even doubt they're around puberty, which would make him a hebephile. He may be an ephebephile, though. But chances are, she's just a regular adult. So it's incest. Sorry, I just hate overused and misused words like "pedo" and "stalker". And #12, maybe he has to be spotted or something. IDK.

starile | 19

#1385348 - Saturday 11 September 2010 02:10

I actually took OP to be a young high schooler. A regular adult would understand the severity of her father's situation and not be so put off by his physical therapy to call it an FML. And she probably wouldn't still be living with her father.. Ephebephile it is! OP: Quit whining, it's a FHL. And for that, YDI.