Money: Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance...

By hiker - 29/03/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

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Good one, thanks

By RYZILLAHitZ - 30/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

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By car trouble - 14/10/2016 08:12 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML

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By biscuit - 07/01/2011 05:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML

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By needofmoney - 18/02/2011 02:16 - United States

Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 03:10 - Canada

Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML

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By Dmessmer1 - 05/06/2016 08:37 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I gave my dad $40 and asked him if he can get me lunch on his way back home. Long story short he came back empty handed telling me it was my fault for trusting him with McNuggets. FML

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Not a prank, bro!

By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML

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By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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By :/ - 03/12/2012 01:57 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML

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dum_dum1 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 0:19

you should have just caught a ride with some friends and had them drop you off down the road. work smarter not harder. dumbass!!

zDylanz 6

Wednesday 30 March 2011 0:29

If only every American would do this, mabey we could decrease our nation's obesity.

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zDylanz 6

Wednesday 30 March 2011 0:29

If only every American would do this, mabey we could decrease our nation's obesity.

sarapsosis 1

Wednesday 30 March 2011 0:29

8 miles?!??! haha OP your dad is joker, either get your money!!! that's right find his wallet and get your money!

Hockeyboy4280 18

Wednesday 30 March 2011 0:31

Yeah and he's a refreshment from the "EPIC WIN!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!" I guess me and Every1loves have different sense of humors...

fearnoevil175 3

Wednesday 30 March 2011 0:33

ydi fir believing him

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 30 March 2011 0:34

Oh no you had to exercise... And blisters? From walking? You can use the exercise...

rattusrattus 18

Wednesday 30 March 2011 2:19

I walk 4 miles every day. My feet are horrifying. All blisters and horns.

Person1233 12

Wednesday 30 March 2011 13:06

I run 50 miles a week. My feet are fine. SUCK IT UP.

windergirl6 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 0:34

maybe you are fat

born_hustla 26

Wednesday 30 March 2011 1:57

I think so too lol

florenzfang 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 0:36

omg your dad sux

GtheGringo 3

Wednesday 30 March 2011 0:36

ide just take the money in the night :) nobody gets hurt

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 30 March 2011 0:36

My dad always pulled shit like this on me too, op.

leeshxx 3

Wednesday 30 March 2011 0:37

I find boners hilarious. maybe u guys don't know what a flashlight is that's why u didn't get it?

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Same thing different taste

Good one, thanks

Not a prank, bro!

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