By Anonymous - Canada
Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML
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  cr3ativity  |  15

Unicorn shit is still shit :P

Albeit, I concede my comment was harsh.
It's just that his username reminds me of spammers on RuneScape that are trying to advertise gold (in game currency) for actual money.

  RS808  |  6

Pure gold, damn.. All my unicorn ever shit out was diamonds.

Anyway, OP, park it under a really big tree that birds flock in, if you can find one. You both win.

  winkydog4056  |  16

#36 - Aye, hot water would indeed crack/shatter a frozen windshield....indeed exactly the point commenter was making.

  X_Codes  |  11

@67 - Actually, it sounds reasonable to me. Depending on the car, washing it by hand can take a couple hours, and doing so in cold weather is extremely unpleasant since you'll be in contact with cold water the entire time.

  tabbycat2007  |  22

91 why would anyone pay $40 for someone to wash their car when you can go to a carwash and spend less than $20 to get it done? OP should've known something was up.

  tehcyberman  |  9

Well, financially speaking, that was a bad deal for the dad. However, assuming he hasn't been a troll, most parents like to pay their kids to do jobs around the house, because it gets them prepared for what the worlds like.

  bates123  |  7

111 parents sometimes pay over the odds for their kids to do something so that they are helping them financially without just giving them money, seems pretty reasonable to me, especially when they would have known about the video game OP wanted

By  xXHollowIchigoXx  |  17

Simply dirty it up again. Through a little dirt. Some leaves on top of the driver seat, whip cream on the wheel. Spit on the hood (believe it or not it leaves a white stain, almost like bird poop). Just dirty the thing up, as long as you don't break anything.

  copo37  |  7

Realize that it's still the parent, and while the Dad pulled a prank, it's not a two way street. Doing what you suggested would probably result in punishment.

  Jaxx66  |  21

30- just because OP is the child, does not give his dad the right to be such a dick and be able to get away with it. If OP's dad can't handle a dose of what he's giving out, he should have grown up and not pulled that shit.