FML : Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in,...

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Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 1 October 2011 02:01 / United States

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By Moota | 9

#3371941 - Saturday 1 October 2011 6:19

Cool dad.

By jonnyblackless | 6

#3371943 - Saturday 1 October 2011 6:19

UR DADS THE BEST XD

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By Moota | 9

#3371941 - Saturday 1 October 2011 6:19

Cool dad.

derper71 | 3

#3372037 - Saturday 1 October 2011 6:26

Wow, ur dad is a f'in boss

fanceh | 10

#3372053 - Saturday 1 October 2011 6:27

I would have totally screamed "pedophile" and ran away.

SnowFlakeInAK | 7

#3372109 - Saturday 1 October 2011 6:31

That's hilarious!! At least your dad has a sense of humor. My family is full of pranksters too,always good for a laugh or 10 :D

DropTheDaggerxx | 31

#3372338 - Saturday 1 October 2011 7:02

I agree. You have a dad with a killer sense of humor. Be grateful! Kids at school will joke around (I would about it, too, if you were my friend) but anyone who really believes it is a moron and their opinion/ridicule is invalid. Neither an FYL or a YDI.

fr33m3xican | 0

#3372600 - Saturday 1 October 2011 8:02

I think your lucky xD that your not a guy walking home with chicks an your mom pulls over an says that -.- I'm sooo getting thumbs down for this lol thumbs up everyone

Keyman1212 | 14

#3372722 - Saturday 1 October 2011 9:36

Pretty sure that even if people at school talk about this event, they'll just be talking about how your dad kicks ass and takes fucking names.

EvilPotato | 14

#3373086 - Saturday 1 October 2011 14:01

It took you that long to figure that out OP?

ArentICute | 0

#3373602 - Saturday 1 October 2011 16:59

I didnt really get this FML, can someone please explain it to me?

dre_bro11 | 12

#3373706 - Saturday 1 October 2011 17:32

90, I don't think that it's possible to simplify it any more.

sheisdagirl | 0

#3373774 - Saturday 1 October 2011 18:04

her dad was lik makin a joke bout havin sex with her so she took the money but then didn't realize what her dad had did until she got into the car

Keyman1212 | 14

#3374158 - Saturday 1 October 2011 20:27

96- you ACTUALLY, some how, just made the FML more confusing.

dre_bro11 | 12

#3374527 - Sunday 2 October 2011 1:41

96, no. Put it this way. OP's dad made it look like OP was a prostitute in front of her male friends.

Shleebs | 12

#3375091 - Sunday 2 October 2011 5:52

OP is a chick. Her dad pulled up to her as she was walking with friends. He handed her money and said "Get in, baby." It's implied that OP's friends don't know her dad and they will assume she prostitutes herself.

Eaglestrike117 | 29

#3380577 - Monday 3 October 2011 5:14

Your dad is awesome.

Mordakai420 | 6

#4956273 - Friday 21 September 2012 16:28

The notorious trolldad strikes again!

AnimeRules1125 | 24

#5960767 - Friday 30 May 2014 19:17

90 The quote "Get in baby" and giving her some money was referring to her being a prostitute.

By jonnyblackless | 6

#3371943 - Saturday 1 October 2011 6:19

UR DADS THE BEST XD

DarkHelmet | 10

#3372773 - Saturday 1 October 2011 10:37

Right! Your Dad's awesome!

Madison88888888 | 5

#4764559 - Thursday 2 August 2012 18:43

I agree!!

By oxemilyxo | 5

#3371944 - Saturday 1 October 2011 6:19

Do you get to keep the money?

Lostinspacealone | 0

#3373633 - Saturday 1 October 2011 17:09

Tell you friends business first gotta go

By silvereye12 | 7

#3371954 - Saturday 1 October 2011 6:21

Haha YDI for not thinking it though.

MusicXisXii | 0

#3373226 - Saturday 1 October 2011 15:14

*through.

crinx034 | 0

#3373282 - Saturday 1 October 2011 15:37

That, my friend, is probably the most cute kitty pic I've seen in forever! Thumbs up for your kitty pic!! *applauds you*

By yadisingh | 5

#3372016 - Saturday 1 October 2011 6:24

Charlie Sheen has a daughter?

davidg6 | 3

#3373111 - Saturday 1 October 2011 14:18

Yes

alexchiltonLC | 7

#3373129 - Saturday 1 October 2011 14:23

He has 2...

By meliesFML | 0

#3372018 - Saturday 1 October 2011 6:25

that's kinda gross . you should of replied "VERY FUNNY DADDDDD" to play it off

djack0113 | 0

#3372459 - Saturday 1 October 2011 7:21

No, she definatly should have asked for more

Freeze_fml | 16

#3372729 - Saturday 1 October 2011 9:38

Doesn't really work with the alternate definition of daddy.

By claiiire_fml | 17

#3372023 - Saturday 1 October 2011 6:25

Your dad's a creep...

SteveTheJanitor | 6

#3372335 - Saturday 1 October 2011 7:02

Your dads a creep

castrosabeast | 7

#3372352 - Saturday 1 October 2011 7:04

BOTH OF YOUR DAD'S ARE CREEPS!

SteveTheJanitor | 6

#3372358 - Saturday 1 October 2011 7:06

I don't have a dad so awkward for you...

castrosabeast | 7

#3372402 - Saturday 1 October 2011 7:13

Everyone has a dad!

Randuhh_17 | 4

#3372469 - Saturday 1 October 2011 7:23

Nooooo, everyone has a sperm donor. It takes alot more to being a dad, than just donating your stuff.

flockz | 19

#3372472 - Saturday 1 October 2011 7:23

my pet rock doesn't....

DKjazz | 20

#3373214 - Saturday 1 October 2011 15:11

Off topic, did you know sperm banks no longer accept ginger applicants? Apparently the demand is too low. No joke, I'm serious.

lianabanana | 18

#3374555 - Sunday 2 October 2011 2:21

that's sad..

By MegaTroller_fml | 5

#3372044 - Saturday 1 October 2011 6:26

Wincest.

By TheCylonmaster | 3

#3372062 - Saturday 1 October 2011 6:27

Money makes you do stupid things

By every1luvsboners | 11

#3372091 - Saturday 1 October 2011 6:29

He probably didn't even know that it was you until you jumped into the car.

You screwed up his night of picking up cheap whores, smoking crack, partaking in anal excursions and a meat marinating party in a sleazy hotel. Damn you.

Well played, dad.