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Cool dad.
Wow, ur dad is a f'in boss
I would have totally screamed "pedophile" and ran away.
That's hilarious!! At least your dad has a sense of humor. My family is full of pranksters too,always good for a laugh or 10 :D
I agree. You have a dad with a killer sense of humor. Be grateful! Kids at school will joke around (I would about it, too, if you were my friend) but anyone who really believes it is a moron and their opinion/ridicule is invalid. Neither an FYL or a YDI.
Pretty sure that even if people at school talk about this event, they'll just be talking about how your dad kicks ass and takes ******* names.
It took you that long to figure that out OP?
I didnt really get this FML, can someone please explain it to me?
90, I don't think that it's possible to simplify it any more.
96- you ACTUALLY, some how, just made the FML more confusing.
96, no. Put it this way. OP's dad made it look like OP was a prostitute in front of her male friends.
OP is a chick. Her dad pulled up to her as she was walking with friends. He handed her money and said "Get in, baby." It's implied that OP's friends don't know her dad and they will assume she prostitutes herself.
Your dad is awesome.
90 The quote "Get in baby" and giving her some money was referring to her being a prostitute.
UR DADS THE BEST XD
I agree!!
Tell you friends business first gotta go
Yes
He has 2...
that's kinda gross . you should of replied "VERY FUNNY DADDDDD" to play it off
No, she definatly should have asked for more
Doesn't really work with the alternate definition of daddy.
Your dad's a creep...
Your dads a creep
BOTH OF YOUR DAD'S ARE CREEPS!
I don't have a dad so awkward for you...
Everyone has a dad!
that's sad..
Wincest.
Money makes you do stupid things
He probably didn't even know that it was you until you jumped into the car. You screwed up his night of picking up cheap ******, smoking crack, partaking in anal excursions and a meat marinating party in a sleazy hotel. Damn you. Well played, dad.
Zing!
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Cool dad.
UR DADS THE BEST XD