Wow, ur dad is a f'in boss

I would have totally screamed "pedophile" and ran away.

That's hilarious!! At least your dad has a sense of humor. My family is full of pranksters too,always good for a laugh or 10 :D

I agree. You have a dad with a killer sense of humor. Be grateful! Kids at school will joke around (I would about it, too, if you were my friend) but anyone who really believes it is a moron and their opinion/ridicule is invalid. Neither an FYL or a YDI.

I think your lucky xD that your not a guy walking home with chicks an your mom pulls over an says that -.- I'm sooo getting thumbs down for this lol thumbs up everyone

Pretty sure that even if people at school talk about this event, they'll just be talking about how your dad kicks ass and takes fucking names.

It took you that long to figure that out OP?

I didnt really get this FML, can someone please explain it to me?

90, I don't think that it's possible to simplify it any more.

her dad was lik makin a joke bout havin sex with her so she took the money but then didn't realize what her dad had did until she got into the car

96- you ACTUALLY, some how, just made the FML more confusing.

96, no. Put it this way. OP's dad made it look like OP was a prostitute in front of her male friends.

OP is a chick. Her dad pulled up to her as she was walking with friends. He handed her money and said "Get in, baby." It's implied that OP's friends don't know her dad and they will assume she prostitutes herself.

Your dad is awesome.

The notorious trolldad strikes again!

90 The quote "Get in baby" and giving her some money was referring to her being a prostitute.

Right! Your Dad's awesome!

I agree!!

Tell you friends business first gotta go

*through.

That, my friend, is probably the most cute kitty pic I've seen in forever! Thumbs up for your kitty pic!! *applauds you*

Yes

He has 2...

No, she definatly should have asked for more

Doesn't really work with the alternate definition of daddy.

Your dads a creep

BOTH OF YOUR DAD'S ARE CREEPS!

I don't have a dad so awkward for you...

Everyone has a dad!

Nooooo, everyone has a sperm donor. It takes alot more to being a dad, than just donating your stuff.

my pet rock doesn't....

Off topic, did you know sperm banks no longer accept ginger applicants? Apparently the demand is too low. No joke, I'm serious.

that's sad..

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