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(Click the picture, it's too big) Heyyy, My name is Dylan. I'm 17. I live in Alabama (Auburn Fan). I enjoy Baseball, Soccer, 4-Wheelers, Doing stuff with friends, and whatever else there is to do... I get on FML a few times a day whenever I'm bored. I like to read people's BIO's. Why? No clue.... I agree with Roadkill007, "This thing needs a wall because I feel like a creeper for checking out profs without leaving a shoutout :(" I also like to talk to new people everyday :D If you don't like me or what I say? Go kick a trashcan or something . I don't wanna hear about it and your horrible life ;D Just message me whenever you're bored I WILL (probably) message back... or I might message you, whichever comes first ;D Wanna e-mail? Go for it. [email protected]
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Angel1000168 tells us more.

Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!