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By MikeyPeters - 13/03/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML

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You deserved it 57 495

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By nooo - 05/02/2015 00:00 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 295

You deserved it 6 180

By mooned - 03/02/2018 01:30

Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 094

You deserved it 392

Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 425

You deserved it 967

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 18:56 - United States

Today, I did my workout at the gym instead of at home as I usually do, since I'm paranoid about people seeing up my shorts. I told myself to get over it, because it's impossible. After my extensive workout, I realized that there was a hole in the crotch of my shorts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 408

You deserved it 10 304

Stay classy

By chattyloz - 07/02/2013 12:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 838

You deserved it 39 844

By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 518

You deserved it 36 072

By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 959

You deserved it 3 814

By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 312

You deserved it 21 673

New balls

By boxerswontdo - 06/03/2022 02:00

Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 823

You deserved it 305

Appropriate attire required

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 227

You deserved it 1 009

FuzzMonkey09 0

Friday 13 March 2009 12:14

Uranus sure did look bright tonight.

Ghettogreen 0

Friday 13 March 2009 13:05

The message I got from clicking on "you deserved that one is" - "yeah! way to show 'em" Epic Win.

Comments

FuzzMonkey09 0

Friday 13 March 2009 12:14

Uranus sure did look bright tonight.

geovanni 9

Thursday 23 September 2010 20:38

I LIEK ****!

Jeffers123 5

Friday 13 April 2012 5:12

Great, first comment!

lil_ham1644 29

Thursday 20 March 2014 22:00

@#32. I do too, but I have the decency to keep it to myself.

Jimboom 11

Friday 13 March 2009 12:18

Well your full moon trumps their half moon pose. :-P

amelinat 0

Friday 13 March 2009 12:44

Yoga is kind of dull, I'll bet they all welcomed the distraction.

CequalsMD 0

Friday 13 March 2009 12:56

ellipticals are for women

Ghettogreen 0

Friday 13 March 2009 13:05

The message I got from clicking on "you deserved that one is" - "yeah! way to show 'em" Epic Win.

RayMo_fml 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:39

that's what happens to all of them buddy.

kai_ngo 0

Monday 8 August 2011 11:53

Someone doesn't get the joke. *snickers*

draccon136 0

Friday 13 March 2009 15:09

lol #5, because of you I clicked it just to see.

RHK_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 15:14

This isn't that bad. Def not a FML moment.

Ddawggin 0

Friday 13 March 2009 15:34

How do you remember there is a window there? Isn't that just blatantly obvious?

faygo19 0

Friday 13 March 2009 15:42

As long as they didn't call the cops and arrest you this was a great way to get some numbers

lametta 0

Friday 13 March 2009 17:23

Why would you pull down your pants in the gym? Regardless of whether it's against a wall, people can still see you from the side...

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Today, my wife waited until we’d been married for two weeks to tell me she has a mountain of credit card debt that she’s been hiding from me. This explains why she insisted the mortgage and car be in my name, her credit score is so low that it’s almost a double digit FML

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You deserved it 147

Today, someone burgled my hotel room. As always, I had locked my passport, extra cash, and other valuables in the closet safe, so I thought the losses would be superficial. What a discovery that the safe hadn't been fastened to the closet shelf, so the thief just picked it up and took it home. FML

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You deserved it 3 104

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Today, one of my co-workers invited me to a cookout at her house with some other people from my new job. She said to wear my suit. Assuming she had a pool, I showed up in a bikini, only to find everyone else wearing business attire and staring at me like I had lost my mind. FML

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You deserved it 69 622

Today, my boyfriend and I have reached the final nail in the coffin. He rather roleplay with strangers in Grand Theft Auto 5 than even talk to me on the phone, and he speaks to me like I'm gum under his shoe, and tells me we don't need to talk every day or do anything together. Before we used to every day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 333

You deserved it 272

Today, the blinker on my car was broken so I decided to play it safe and drive a different car to work. I guess it wouldn’t have mattered which car I drove, as the cop nicely told me one of the headlights was out when he pulled me over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 011

You deserved it 404

Today, I got a yeast infection, caused by the antibiotics for my UTI. I got the UTI after having sex for the first time in a year. A couple of minutes of sex have ruined my health. FML

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You deserved it 4 757

Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him, "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied, " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML

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You deserved it 54 726

Today, after I got a cat to help with my anxiety, it turns out he also has anxiety. FML

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You deserved it 172