By youre dumped shitforbrain - Sweden - H?lleforsn
Today, my boyfriend again accused me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayed replying to his text message so I could feed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML
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  Bluekaren16  |  19

Bestiality is a sin and hopefully illegal everywhere.

  sens3sfailing  |  24

Yes, metaphorically angry makes the most sense. The metaphor is that the anger represents the extremist left wingers while the boyfriend represents the war mongering extreme right wingers. OP represents working class Americans struggling to make ends meet, and the stupidity represents George W. Bush. And FML represents the NBA.
(this post is pure joke and is not making any statements good or bad about either political party and is only calling George Bush an idiot and not all republicans. If you take it seriously then I am sorry if I offended you in anyway, I am just trying to make people laugh. Thank you for understanding).

  Welshite  |  39

#163: Yeah. I'm not laughing. I don't want to hear your political opinion, and I'm not telling you mine. They have websites and forums for those discussions. No president should be disrespected either; current or past. Thank you.

  philbelfrage  |  13

65 - The fact that it is illegal to have sex with a hedgehog in Florida means that somebody has probably tried it in the past. It's likely there was some big consequence from it and wasn't just some freak raping a hedgehog. I'm just wondering what that consequence was.

  eXangelice  |  15

Sounds like he was Projecting... Most people who constantly accuse a SO of cheating are doing so themselves, but projecting their guilt onto the other party by accusing them of doing the same. It was smart of you to get out!

  OriginalimoaN  |  15

A lot are also that way because they've been lied to and cheated on by more than one partner. Even after a long time of showing you're not a cheater doesn't change them. It totally blows to be with someone like that. Damn whore people ruining good people!

  BatemanFML  |  0

153- I would like to point out that you have made yourself look like an ass with your worthless comment. You preach intelligence at 17 years old. Yet in the description of yourself found in your profile all you have is a lame, unoriginal poem, and "feed me" copied and pasted several times. This just leads me to assume that you do not have a level of intelligence needed to respond to a comment in a creative manner. And for my hypocritical comment of the day, I say to you don't be a troll.


Well, it doesn't say how long OP put off texting him, but she said she was feeding her toad so I wouldn't think she'd be gone for more than 15-20 minutes. Maybe it's just me, but I would consider a guy who needs a text back within that amount of time or else he'll say you're cheating, is clingy.

  Warden1986  |  16

#118 that's not even funny. Why would you even try to joke about that. Children were killed and you want to make humor of that event? Something is wrong with you

  momolee  |  4

I might take up to a day to respond to texts. It doesn't mean I'm cheating. It could be The phone is dead, I am sleeping, or there is no signal in my area. Late response could just mean I am too busy/ lazy to text.

  easyprey  |  8

My girlfriend accused me of cheating on her once, after I told her I was going to now the lawn for the next hour and a half. It only took me an hour but she accused me of taking 2 hours so I could bang the girl she hates :/