Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
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Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
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brainymes 30
As far as I'm concerned, that is a swear word. Lol
ashleytianarose 13
Saying yolo is worse than saying a swear word.
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Comments (210)
Warmonger_Smurf 29
You're luck. I'd kick you out of the house.
shellykjelly 26
Oh you are grounded? YOLO. While you are at it you might as well go jump of a bridge and do drugs. Cuz you know YOLO.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
best comment...sooo true about the way people view that term. 100 thumbs up.
JustAGirlOnFML 11
You deserve it for being one of those people who say YOLO.
ILoveMyArm 15
OP was just reading a YouTube comment, we don't know if he says it numerous times throughout the day like the other idiots.
Ins0mau 20
Well YOU just said it 15. Or typed it at least.
heresIsaac 4
You almost got mad..then you realized huu neds freedum wen u hav swag ryt??? yolo
Smoldering 15
Prepare your self for the nazis, this will hurt but it's for your own grammatical good. Ok?
Smoldering 15
Guess what #38 I was kidding, just trying to get some laughs. There was no harm intended my good sir.
marcranger 29
*u, 16. If you're going to violate people's brains, don't half-ass.
heresIsaac 4
The illiteracy begins at "huu". If you're going to try and critique me don't half-ass it.
SkyGuy32 17
I agree with your dad.
Smoldering 15
Pompous parents suck don't they?
misspulkadot24 17
Pompous? Try helpful! If she kept saying the word YOLO, bad things would begin to happen. Soon, she would be spray tanning every morning, and eating pickles and Guido dick for breakfast! He's trying to guide her!
Smoldering 15
I agree the Y word is overly used as a scapegoat for stupid and reckless behavior.
RadeonDerp 24
No. I am truly sorry but it's too late. He couldn't save his comment about parents, and is now in downvote hell.
Smoldering 15
Seems to happen when I am too vague, even when I am being sarcastic.
Shyckor 10
Fuvking YOLO.....Where the **** did that v come from?
ILoveMyArm 15
Your keyboard. More specifically your finger hitting the "v" key.
CreeperXRemix15 8
or any other part of their body
simplykolesh 17
You people are saying she deserves but you dont even know if she uses the word. She was just repeating a youtube comment she saw. Sheesh.
Smoldering 15
Thank you! I agree, she was reading off a comment to her sister that had the dreaded Y word in it.
gottageek 17
It only needs to happen once. Better that he punishes her now before she starts thinking that it's acceptable behaviour.
acdgal 8
Yes!
chashem 17
I like your dad