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  fluffycatsdad  |  33

With an attitude like that, the only women you can possibly know are those you have to pay for. If I were female, I certainly wouldn't want to spend any time in your company without financial reward.

  Dracoboxer357  |  35

"Yeah....your balls? That's the reason steel toed boots were invented."
*Insert foot to crotch at high velocity with a continuing rate of acceleration* ;p
What a shallow, rude jerk. How hard is it to polite, and just enjoy an evening out with someone that you aren't immediately sexually attracted to? You already set the time aside to do that anyways, and its not like you're oblidged to have a second date if things don't turn out....just go with it! :p

  Zimmington  |  21

56- does it have the same meaning as what I'm tryin to say? I thought "gaping" would be from "gap" so for "gape" I kept the e