Well he sounds like a keeper! when is date number two? -_- haha

That's the reason balls were invented. :p

Why is everyone assuming the OP is a woman?

44, nobody is assuming. The sign for "female" is next to her name.

What does it even matter, 44? Damn, are people just trying to make every little comment seem sexist? You're making it worse rather than helping your cause, dumbass.

That's too harsh, in the 50s that kind of rudeness wasn't tolerated

...and risk getting charged with assault?

She should tell him, I I don't mean to be rude, but your dick is the reason Viagra was invented.

Hopefully OP left him with the tab

Well knowing women she's probably gonna fall in love with him

Who in their right mind would take this as a love connection, 25?

With an attitude like that, the only women you can possibly know are those you have to pay for. If I were female, I certainly wouldn't want to spend any time in your company without financial reward.

At least he was complimenting her body. Still rude as fuck though.

Where does it say that he complimented her?

How in the hell is being told "your face is the reason booze was created" a compliment? FFS, I wouldn't want to go on a date with you.

Or paper bags.

Double brown bag special. Just in case theirs falls off, you still have yours.

"Yeah....your balls? That's the reason steel toed boots were invented." *Insert foot to crotch at high velocity with a continuing rate of acceleration* ;p What a shallow, rude jerk. How hard is it to polite, and just enjoy an evening out with someone that you aren't immediately sexually attracted to? You already set the time aside to do that anyways, and its not like you're oblidged to have a second date if things don't turn out....just go with it! :p

What do you need ambien for? Listen to him for 2 seconds and you're out.

Then bang his cock. With your fist.

"you have girlfriend? Korea?"

*gapeing

*drop the 'e' add 'ing'

56- does it have the same meaning as what I'm tryin to say? I thought "gaping" would be from "gap" so for "gape" I kept the e

That would be "gapping". But gap is a noun. :

Ok, but what does "gap' being a noun have to do with anything?? 0_o

77- Parallel example: Tape. Taping. I'm taping up a box. Tap. Tapping. I'm tapping your sister. :) See? :) No confusion there. ;)

84- Thanks, good thing I don't have a sister. I learned something new today!

Any prostitute is too good for this jackhole.