Miscellaneous: Today, I worked as a cashier at a rummage sale at my church to...

By TheHeirofTime - United States - Woburn

Today, I worked as a cashier at a rummage sale at my church to raise money for the homeless. My bag was stolen. FML

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TheHeirofTime tells us more :

Why the fuck wouldn't I? Next time you go anywhere, don't bring anything with you. Going to a restaurant? Don't bring your wallet or it might get stolen!

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By Anonymous

Today, I spent a nice night with the guy I’ve been madly crushing on for the past year. When he went to the bathroom and left his phone unlocked, I looked at his photo album and saw photos of my house, my room, me sleeping, and my naked body. FML

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By mimi - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

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By BrokeAsHell - Australia - Werribee

Today, my landlord emailed me, stating that she hasn't been receiving my rent. After some investigation, I found out she's been using the money to buy booze, and hasn't been putting it into the house owner's account. FML

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By creepedoutmom - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

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By thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, my 3-year-old niece brushed my hair, making sure to be gentle so she wouldn't hurt me. When it was time to brush the front, she made sure to meticulously brush my mustache. I'm a woman. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML

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By Holly - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I had to wait in a hospital room because I cut myself with a knife while trying to open a box of soda. After three stitches, I went home only to notice the box has an easy-open tab. FML

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By noooooooo - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML

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By whygod

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML

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By Megannn - United States

Today, I was in a gas station bathroom attempting to buy a condom from the machine on the wall. A woman who smelled of cat piss walked in, and I got embarrassed so I fled into a stall. She then started a conversation with me about "the good old days" from the next stall over. FML

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By lonelyandcold - United Kingdom - Solihull

Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML

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By Anonymous - Switzerland - Corminboeuf

Today, I told my parents I don't really like children and probably won't have any in the future. They sat me down and gave me a lecture on how people who hate kids are heartless. FML

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By Anonymous - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

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By litup - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to light a firework in the back seat of my car while we were driving down the interstate. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Midlothian

Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML

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By Classicmen - United States

Today, is the first weekend I have off this summer. Instead of letting me see my friends, my dad printed out a practice SAT exam. I've already taken the SAT. He just "doesn't want me to get rusty". FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML

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By bastardchild_01 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after much reluctance due to fear of causing a huge debate, I finally posted something on Facebook about the presidential debates. However, the post sparked an argument with my mom's childhood best friend, that ended with her telling me that my dad isn't actually my dad. FML

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By couldntholdit - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

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By Annoyed Student - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my English teacher used the word "interpretate" again. This isn't the only mistake she's made though; I've been so frustrated that I've started a list of them. It's over a page long. I'm meant to be learning things from this woman. FML

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By JFC

Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend while the rest of my family goes to Cuba. Her neighbor started hitting on me. As it turns out, "he" was actually born as a "she", and now I'm apparently a transphobic bitch for not being interested. Two more days to go. FML

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By AnonThoughts

Fighting fit

Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Bakersfield

Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I got to work in the ER at the local hospital. A lady came in with high blood sugar. She was concerned because the same thing happened to her husband. I reassured her, telling her she'll be back with her husband in an hour or so. Her husband died four years ago from something similar. FML

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By duCOQUELICOT - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after being told two weeks ago that my contract would be renewed, my boss managed to tell me that actually he had other applicants for the job. I will be let go, but he offered me two months extra so I could finish the projects he had me working on. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Levelland

Today, after I gave birth to our first child, my husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, "When do you circumcise the baby?" We had a baby girl. FML

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By FarmerGirl - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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By thefuck - Ireland - Ballyjamesduff

Today, my house was egged while I went out shopping. When I told my dad about it, he immediately and casually admitted to being the one who did it, asking, "You got a fucking problem with that, son?" I don't know if he's just messing with my head, or if he really did do it. FML

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By TheBeastSwaq - United States

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML

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By JamesFuckingBond - United States - Burlington

Today, I dropped my wedding ring on the carpet. Just as I was about to pick it up, my Roomba sucked it up. FML

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By haileelouxxx - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband and I were getting it on when we heard a little giggle. I put on my robe and looked outside my room to find that no one was there. So we continued. I later called my seven year old son and out he came crawling from under the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - Japan

Today, I broke up with the girl I'd been dating for two months because she started smoking. This is a deal breaker for me. I just found out from her friend that she started smoking for the sole purpose of getting me to break it off and now plans to quit. FML

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By nickrick12 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By fearofzombies - United States

Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML

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By its dark - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's day three of our power being off because of a glitch in the power company's computer system. They won't turn it back on until we pay the $2000 we owe from 2010. We moved here in 2012. FML

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By Picaresque - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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By kate - United States

Today, I was eating at Applebees at a high table with bar stools. I was reaching over to get some gum out of mom's purse when my chair flipped out from under me and my soda fell on top of me and got in my ear. To make things worse, the waiter ran over and shouted "I give that one a 10!" FML

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By erpuchi - Dominican Republic

Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML

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By kimise | 21

#6593398 - Saturday 30 April 2016 22:40

The OP is very correct.

By chuka81 | 27

#6593379 - Saturday 30 April 2016 21:57

The OP is very angry.

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By Densetsu1000 | 14

#6593306 - Saturday 30 April 2016 20:24

How awful. I hope that action has been taken against whoever stole your belongings!

By michaelwm26 | 10

#6593311 - Saturday 30 April 2016 20:29

No good deed goes unpunished. Sorry op fyl.

By ssnow_fml | 20

#6593320 - Saturday 30 April 2016 20:38

Ironic

By False_Stupidity | 41

#6593327 - Saturday 30 April 2016 20:43

I guess that they then rummaged through the bag.

By annas3 | 10

#6593341 - Saturday 30 April 2016 21:05

wow people can be awful sometimes.

By SameerJain | 15

#6593362 - Saturday 30 April 2016 21:32

That's bad ...

By newclassics1999 | 3

#6593364 - Saturday 30 April 2016 21:33

how do 105 people think you deserve it

more4me | 27

#6593688 - Sunday 1 May 2016 6:12

just trollz and idiots. pay no attention!

By tosdyke | 16

#6593372 - Saturday 30 April 2016 21:44

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

TheHeirofTime | 19

#6593377 - Saturday 30 April 2016 21:55

Why the fuck wouldn't I? Next time you go anywhere, don't bring anything with you. Going to a restaurant? Don't bring your wallet or it might get stolen!

chuka81 | 27

#6593379 - Saturday 30 April 2016 21:57

The OP is very angry.

kimise | 21

#6593398 - Saturday 30 April 2016 22:40

The OP is very correct.

rosslynch553 | 16

#6593415 - Saturday 30 April 2016 23:19

Shittt

Enslaved | 36

#6593419 - Saturday 30 April 2016 23:29

Not that the OP deserved to get their stuff stolen (no one does) but comparing that event to going out to dinner is not the same. When you go out to a restaurant etc.., you're not leaving your personal items unintended. And people at a rummage sale are going through secondhand things. Maybe another cashier sold it to a person not realizing it wasn't a donated bag or maybe it was indeed a thief? There are people that are assholes and just because it's at a church doesn't mean much now a days.

zippocobalt6 | 14

#6593428 - Saturday 30 April 2016 23:52

You go OP!

tosdyke | 16

#6593489 - Sunday 1 May 2016 1:00

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

TheHeirofTime | 19

#6593499 - Sunday 1 May 2016 1:13

There was nothing that would be valuable to someone else in there. Being needy doesn't excuse thievery. My bag was also not unattended.

metalcrazed | 21

#6593511 - Sunday 1 May 2016 1:35

Do you always swear at people for giving thier option? Does do unto other as you would have them do to you sound familar?

DoomedGemini | 37

#6593580 - Sunday 1 May 2016 3:22

They're saying they deserve to get their shit to get stolen, can't exactly blame op for being angry.

CaityMandy | 10

#6593696 - Sunday 1 May 2016 6:21

Unattended, not unintended. Not sure if you made a typo

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6594730 - Monday 2 May 2016 15:34

Typo, or s/he's just stupid. Given the evidence shown here, I'm leaning towards the latter.

jbuckets_404 | 38

#6600390 - Sunday 8 May 2016 19:52

No, it's not a typo; "not unattended" means that she was always next to it and no, she's not stupid for initially trusting the honesty of people at a church rummage sale.

Given the nature of your comment, I'm leaning towards the latter, too....

By shana_starlight | 12

#6593414 - Saturday 30 April 2016 23:19

God don't want us to do good deeds or what! Fyl dear!

By ar2ag3on | 4

#6593425 - Saturday 30 April 2016 23:39

fyl but you have to be careful. it's hard to trust people even after don't good. hope it gets settled