Miscellaneous: Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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You deserved it 1 145

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 02:00

Today, my dad grounded me. Again. First it was my phone, now my watch. How the hell am I supposed to communicate now? FML

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By MovingOut - 16/01/2015 01:21 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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You deserved it 3 721

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 07:29 - United States

Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

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You deserved it 3 141

By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

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You deserved it 1 466

By Giraafe - 09/05/2016 17:53 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML

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You deserved it 1 234

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By FML - 08/12/2013 18:00 - Puerto Rico - Cayey

Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML

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You deserved it 3 394

By jacky tu - 16/10/2010 03:06 - United States

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 7 690

By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 514

You deserved it 7 461

By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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vreid 20

Sunday 16 October 2016 9:04

I'll be your friend Tell your dad you're not grounded anymore

taco_warrior17 15

Sunday 16 October 2016 9:07

Tell him he's your friend.

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conor214 5

Tuesday 18 October 2016 5:30

Well now you're definitely not going to have any friends.

I_Am_The_Cold 19

Tuesday 18 October 2016 7:09

I know how you feel...

Ultimate_Batman 28

Wednesday 19 October 2016 3:01

I'll be your friend

rubberduck_of_doom 31

Wednesday 19 October 2016 12:57

Are you Butters?

TheSaiyanQueen 8

Wednesday 19 October 2016 15:10

I feel ya

PavlovsCat 5

Thursday 20 October 2016 19:13

I will be your UK friend contingent :-) Even old fashioned pen pals if you like as receiving post is awesome

thathobothere 17

Sunday 23 October 2016 3:25

What the ****?

criley221 19

Wednesday 2 November 2016 20:11

Either your dad is crazy or there is more to this story, I'll go with the whole "every story has two sides" theory on this one! :)

lucasj23 11

Friday 6 July 2018 17:26

your dad sounds like a jerk. but out of curiosity, what's he grounding you from? obviously not going out with your friends.

JillianJuneBug 39

Thursday 7 May 2020 7:36

Butters, is that you?

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