By Anonymous - 1/7/2011 01:27 - United States
Today, my dad forgot me at cross country practice. When he got there two hours late, instead of apologizing, he said, "Hey, that's only the third time I've forgotten you at practice. You should be congratulating me." FML
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  FreshSalad  |  1

I'm going to get thumbed down for this but "Run, Forrest, Run" is probably the most obnoxious thing a runner, myself included, hears. Thanks for referencing a movie about a semi-retarded man running while I run and stay healthy and you sit in your huge ass car. Done raging...

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  shovels  |  0

18, calm down, it's one of the best movies in history. It might be about a "semi-retarded" man, but apparently he became a billionaire, was a war hero, ran around the country, etc. Don't worry, no one would ever compare you to a movie character as awesome as FORREST GUMP!

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  chili10  |  18

18, there are just some things to expect as a runner: dogs chasing you, rude remarks from perverts driving by... if you don't want to hear it, run with an IPod. simple solution.

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  chili10  |  18

I was on varsity cross country and depending on the day we could do as much as 12 miles. it's not fun to have to walk or run extra miles after a long run... but then again op might be jv and they only do like 6 miles at the most.