Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Have you never used a self-checkout scanner? Those things compare what you scanned to the weight of your product. You would have been lucky to pilfer ONE of those items, let alone four. YDI big time for being a clueless knob.

So, lemme get this straight... you tried to steal. you got caught. You got detained because you got caught trying to steal. And you expect sympathy? Is that about right? How about this for a life plan....DON'T FRIGGIN BREAK THE LAW... you're lucky you weren't arrested.

As the wisest of us once said: "STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!"

That’s a very disproportionate # of items taken compared to bought

To her very lofty defense, having self checkout doubles the amount of shrinkage. That tells me that there must be ways people are at least occasionally getting by the security measures put in place.