Have you just experienced an FML moment?
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
So, lemme get this straight... you tried to steal. you got caught. You got detained because you got caught trying to steal. And you expect sympathy? Is that about right? How about this for a life plan....DON'T FRIGGIN BREAK THE LAW... you're lucky you weren't arrested.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.