By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:59 - New Zealand

Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
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Bobissmall 13

Do the same to him. Unless he's bald. Then you should draw on his head.

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bladomas 2

hahaha, FAIL, think more the next time... FYL and YDI

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DudeImBetter 0

Today, I was born with a small bald spot on the back of my head. fml Seriously but it's hardly noticeable, at least everything else is perfect.

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fakeaccountX 6

if that was his way of telling you you need to get a haircut then that was hella funny

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AlterFukiinRoccz 0

its beggining to look a lot like CHRISTMAS <3 :D

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

okay I get that you touched it but what's with looking at your hand? like why is that there? 'oh I just touched my head and I feel bald where my dad cut my hair but let me look at my hand to see if it ate it or something'.

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Miss_Michaela 10

She probably pulled at her hair slightly, and therefore was checking to see if any large amounts of hair fell off. Obviously it did.

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EprahsHteb 2

Looool that was actually pretty funny, 106. I thought the same thing.. Anyways, in relation to the actual FML, why don't you just put your hair in a pony tail or something to cover it up.. Unless it's a massive bald spot, then you're out of luck. YDI anyways.. Why would you trust anyone behind you with scissors.

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WTF_BRAIN 11

Shave figures in his hair, like a skull or something

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ClickMyPicture 0

47- You are sick minded. Why would you shave his balls too?!

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persianjr1 7

You are the Sicko 47!! all he said is he would do more than that. Perople are so stupid now a ays!!

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zakkyzebra 11

I would have to agree with 73 about the stupidity of 67

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spade1997 0

lol 47 and 67 have funny pictures

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agm2010 0

so do u. is that him pooping?

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EffinAhole 0

What are you talking about 75? Perople really are stupid now a ays.

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Flammin8 0

67 34 99 1001 wahoo!!

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persianjr1 7

haha. why are people so aggressive?!? why cant we all be firends. haha

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dedrater_kool_u 0

then write "penis" on his bald head with a bold sharpie

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destryyy 10

Shave half of his eyebrows off and cut his eye lashes and shave his head.

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Bobissmall 13

Do the same to him. Unless he's bald. Then you should draw on his head.

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Doortje 29

This. And if he's bold, make sure to draw it on a place he can't see when he's looking in the mirror! And draw/write something offensive, so he'll get yelled at all day :')

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jrgr 6

draw a penis on the back of his head :)

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VeeVengeance 0

he cut it off so he could keep you with him forever

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ILOLatmockdaweek 0

your picture Is funny but sick. why were you dressed up as that?!

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btnhdude 0

thats not actually him/her/shim/she/she-male etc

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Justin beiber !!! oh my gawddddd! ( screams like a little girl)

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pretty_eyes247 0

damn!! ure cute!!

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btnhdude 0

stop pestering her! she's obviously trying to make more unmanly songs

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mintcar 9

Haha, wow that sucks. What was it reason?

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redbluegreen 40

He really cut it close, pulling a prank like that. You might have caught him before he finished!

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FFML_314 11

For sure! Tell him to cut it out.

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Judus_beej 0

he told you you to cut the hair you damn hippy! actually your dad was just jealous because he has a bald spot.

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a_girl_i_know 0

That's a messed up dad you have.

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topshota 0

you should shave his head and his eyebrows

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