FML : Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML

Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Clutz - / Sunday 25 October 2009 00:41 / United States

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By xCrackerx | 3

#637695 - Sunday 25 October 2009 9:25

You're the kind of person who forced McDonalds to put WARNING: HOT on every cup of coffee.

By xshyguyx | 0

#637642 - Sunday 25 October 2009 8:41

next time don't yank the cord, lesson learned

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By ItsAshxD | 0

#637639 - Sunday 25 October 2009 8:39

Ouch. D:

cassdede | 0

#902819 - Monday 1 March 2010 5:12

that just made my day

By xshyguyx | 0

#637642 - Sunday 25 October 2009 8:41

next time don't yank the cord, lesson learned

By Itsu_fml | 0

#637647 - Sunday 25 October 2009 8:47

Oh dude I've done that but it cut my cheek. That was a fun one. DX

DuhthatsObvious | 0

#637794 - Sunday 25 October 2009 12:33

You suck as much as OP's vacuum.

HamsteronA | 0

#800333 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 18:02

^^^^
win!

By owlcityislove | 0

#637648 - Sunday 25 October 2009 8:48

PWNED.. sorry.. that sucks.. :/

By MagicMeds | 0

#637656 - Sunday 25 October 2009 8:55

"So what?" button please!

onlysoph | 0

#637660 - Sunday 25 October 2009 8:58

Why? I'd say cutting your lip open counts as an FML

By anniemarie | 0

#637668 - Sunday 25 October 2009 9:03

haha so..that's kinda like today, I got a papercut. FML no one really cares...

By prettyboy82 | 0

#637683 - Sunday 25 October 2009 9:19

You shouldn't be a moron and yank a cord out! Common sense says it's coming back to where it was yanked from, in this case right toward YOU!

By xCrackerx | 3

#637695 - Sunday 25 October 2009 9:25

You're the kind of person who forced McDonalds to put WARNING: HOT on every cup of coffee.

By nyuu1234 | 0

#637696 - Sunday 25 October 2009 9:26

Wow u hurt your lip who gives a crap

By FerrariCake | 2

#637698 - Sunday 25 October 2009 9:29

Get a Roomba! It doesnt have a cord and it does the vacuuming for you!

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