By Anonymous - 20/12/2010 00:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

I'm sorry OP :( That's absolutely terrible. Forget about her. The FML should be that your mother has cancer, not that your girlfriend is a bitch.

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schwancy 2

Do you really want to be with someone as rediculous as that?

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revelo760 2

that really suckks!:O

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babyale760 0

op, just forget that bitch. move on and get another girl.

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dramaa 0

sounds like she was looking for any excuse to dump you. but that is very shitty of her, you'll find someone who cares for you. I promise

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DishHeads 9

yeah I don't see the FML here. You got free from that brat so ydi

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iSitt 0

ydi for dating someone in PETA

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Herropreez17 0

Poor doggie..... oh and that stuff about your mom sucks too.

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

I'm sorry OP :( That's absolutely terrible. Forget about her. The FML should be that your mother has cancer, not that your girlfriend is a bitch.

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White_Fury 0

I really wish I had something clever to say... but honestly I just think you are cute. :)

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

41- Cleverness isn't always necessary. And thank you :)

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White_Fury 0

Anytime. I always find your comments amusing :)

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Mubus 0

Totally agree with #3. Actually this is first time I felt bad for someone on this site but OP if she was my GF, I would say good riddance. Sorry about your mom man and she gets cured.

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FrenchToast94 0

#3 is pretty cute =) I see why it distracted you to say something clever

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

52- I find your comments equally amusing. I'm going to message you. 60- My feeling exactly. I have felt bad for OPs before but this FML is just horrible. People have the audacity... 66- Thank you :)

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kellykerplunkksl 0

So all I have to do is act like a tool to get girls on the Internet? Whoa, it works just like irl!

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

119- I don't think you know the definition of "tool". How could you know my reasoning for messaging him in the first place.

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schwancy 2

Do you really want to be with someone as rediculous as that?

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H3ALTHFR3AK 0

I don't know why, but that bothers me. I'f you can understand what someone wrote why correct it?

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Bekll 31

Then the world would become overrun with bad spellers and we'd be DOOMED.

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gooBUZZ 0

How wud we b dooms if u can stil understnd wat it is thts bein said? I also agree, it is annoying when people correct tiny mistakes, but yes otherwise everyone would spell bad, like I did above. ^.

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DocBastard 38

Because the ability to understand something isn't an excuse to do it. Chnaces aer yuo cna undrestnad tihs too, but it is equllay wrnog. Right?

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thaprince1226 0

I don't think it's wrong i could understand it so idc.

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charllotttee 3

agree with 58. it's just irritating we all knew what she meant

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wwerulez14 6

(#58, #100) Doc always wins. 'Nuff said.

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Funkymunky1511 4

I think OP's Gf is f*cken selfish... His mum definitely is more important than her dog

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unidentified_sta 5

What a dead weight, getting away from her is the best thing for you. Best of wishes to you from an anonymous.

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lancome_fml 0

what a dumb bitch. there are some more important things in life than a dogs funeral. :s

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Ninjasaurus18 9

Only 3. 1: A wedding 2: A funeral 3: Driving your mom to the hospital.

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paigeykkins 0

wow what a bitch, a dogs passing is sad, but no reason to be a bitch, get a new gf :P

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Mirorbo 26

Who's the insensitive one again, darling?

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BandddGeekkk 0

that's when you hook up with her best friend.

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kristen2392 0

woah, thats when you just dump that dumbasssss

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yozakura06 2

I agree with you Date her best friend and her worst enemy that's why I did 8D (troll face)

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mathew17986g 2

well thats not a good GF then.

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