Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml
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I'm sorry OP :( That's absolutely terrible. Forget about her. The FML should be that your mother has cancer, not that your girlfriend is a bitch.
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schwancy
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Do you really want to be with someone as rediculous as that?
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revelo760
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that really suckks!:O
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babyale760
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op, just forget that bitch. move on and get another girl.
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dharmistha
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agreed
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dramaa
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sounds like she was looking for any excuse to dump you. but that is very shitty of her, you'll find someone who cares for you. I promise
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DishHeads
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yeah I don't see the FML here. You got free from that brat so ydi
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iSitt
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ydi for dating someone in PETA
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dancingxthexmoon
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no, your ex is just a over sensitive bitch.
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Herropreez17
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Poor doggie..... oh and that stuff about your mom sucks too.
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lsk91
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fyl op...that's just bad :(
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alaaloo_fml_fml
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I'm sorry OP :( That's absolutely terrible. Forget about her. The FML should be that your mother has cancer, not that your girlfriend is a bitch.
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White_Fury
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I really wish I had something clever to say... but honestly I just think you are cute. :)
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alaaloo_fml_fml
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41- Cleverness isn't always necessary. And thank you :)
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White_Fury
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Anytime. I always find your comments amusing :)
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Mubus
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Totally agree with #3. Actually this is first time I felt bad for someone on this site but OP if she was my GF, I would say good riddance. Sorry about your mom man and she gets cured.
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FrenchToast94
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#3 is pretty cute =) I see why it distracted you to say something clever
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alaaloo_fml_fml
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52- I find your comments equally amusing. I'm going to message you.
60- My feeling exactly. I have felt bad for OPs before but this FML is just horrible. People have the audacity...
66- Thank you :)
60- My feeling exactly. I have felt bad for OPs before but this FML is just horrible. People have the audacity...
66- Thank you :)
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kellykerplunkksl
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So all I have to do is act like a tool to get girls on the Internet? Whoa, it works just like irl!
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alaaloo_fml_fml
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119- I don't think you know the definition of "tool". How could you know my reasoning for messaging him in the first place.
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schwancy
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Do you really want to be with someone as rediculous as that?
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H3ALTHFR3AK
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ditto
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mintcar
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Ridiculous**
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H3ALTHFR3AK
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I don't know why, but that bothers me. I'f you can understand what someone wrote why correct it?
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Bekll
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Then the world would become overrun with bad spellers and we'd be DOOMED.
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gooBUZZ
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How wud we b dooms if u can stil understnd wat it is thts bein said?
I also agree, it is annoying when people correct tiny mistakes, but yes otherwise everyone would spell bad, like I did above. ^.
I also agree, it is annoying when people correct tiny mistakes, but yes otherwise everyone would spell bad, like I did above. ^.
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DocBastard
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Because the ability to understand something isn't an excuse to do it. Chnaces aer yuo cna undrestnad tihs too, but it is equllay wrnog. Right?
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thaprince1226
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I don't think it's wrong i could understand it so idc.
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gooBUZZ
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Yeah, Doc wins again. FML :(
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charllotttee
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agree with 58. it's just irritating we all knew what she meant
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wwerulez14
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(#58, #100) Doc always wins. 'Nuff said.
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Funkymunky1511
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I think OP's Gf is f*cken selfish... His mum definitely is more important than her dog
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unidentified_sta
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What a dead weight, getting away from her is the best thing for you.
Best of wishes to you from an anonymous.
Best of wishes to you from an anonymous.
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lancome_fml
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what a dumb bitch. there are some more important things in life than a dogs funeral. :s
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Ninjasaurus18
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Only 3. 1: A wedding 2: A funeral 3: Driving your mom to the hospital.
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paigeykkins
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wow what a bitch, a dogs passing is sad, but no reason to be a bitch, get a new gf :P
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Mirorbo
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Who's the insensitive one again, darling?
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BandddGeekkk
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that's when you hook up with her best friend.
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Manurockz
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nice.
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kristen2392
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woah, thats when you just dump that dumbasssss
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lifeisabitch43
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Agreed.
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yozakura06
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I agree with you
Date her best friend and her worst enemy that's why I did 8D (troll face)
Date her best friend and her worst enemy that's why I did 8D (troll face)
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mathew17986g
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well thats not a good GF then.