By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:59 - New Zealand

Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
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Bobissmall 13

Do the same to him. Unless he's bald. Then you should draw on his head.

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mexipunker 0

He needed it for his new tupee.

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extradorkyloser 4

wait, why did you look at your hand...? did 'bald' rub off onto your hand?

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Doortje 29

Haha, I didn't even notice that. But that's an excellent question!

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RedPillSucks 31

Loose hair was in her hand from when she touched the back of her head.

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extradorkyloser 4

I wouldn't think hair sticks around after being cut... most likely falls away from the scalp. next week we'll have a lesson on gravity, K?

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YupThatsLiv 0

some gets caught in other hair around where it's cut

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ArielTheMermaid 17

17 read my mind

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josh828282 0

Thats f 'ed up!!! I'd be on the way to jail after i beat some a$$

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ruby84 1

draw on your dad's face with a sharpie

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AMAZINashleigh 6

I would roundhouse kick his bahooty.

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doggiemcwoofwoof 2

you should def shave his head then spray paint it lol

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FrickinFigures 0

You used "suffice" completely wrong.

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pegasii 0

No, 33 is correct. It's used in entirely the wrong context. I came to comments just to say 'cool grammar, bro.'

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