Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
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Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Plus, your dad is a cat person, right? What's the big deal about doggie-style anyways? My wife and I do that all the time -- I beg and she rolls over and plays dead.
v1kt4r 13
If your parents can still tell you who you can or cannot see, you're not supzd to be even ******* Thats makes this that much worse, definitely FYL
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Comments (137)
Az_Qtee 0
I don't understand if your going to have sex in a room and you know there might be a chance of you getting caught, because you live with your parents Why don't you lock the doors? your just stupid then YDI!
film_addict1129 16
Some people don't have locks on their doors, And if her dad came home unexpectedly she probably thought there wasn't a chance she'd be caught
onceuponapenis 0
wow that's about the time you look over and smile, then say "hey we're using a condom" and continue *******...
klovemachine 24
Finish like a boss :D Doesn't matter had sex :)
J4cks0n 0
You should have lock the door from inside!
kylee10 0
hahahahaha. shittttt. your life SUCKS mann. hahahahaah. FYL
MiniJenny_fml 0
Har you ever heard of a lock? YDI or not locking the door or for doing it in a public area of the house.
hilhal 0
first off, fyl. this is why you don't disobey and you wait for marraige to have sex. second-idiots she probaly locked the door. it's her dads house- don't you think he might have a key?
GanjAxZermA 0
I agree!
yaitnet 0
true !!
iheartjustinsane 0
YDI for having sex with someone you're not supposed to be with, plus being a dumbass for doing it in your own house. If you two have to do it at all, at least do it at his house. Or get a hotel room.
jeff420 0
damn! can I get ur number? ;)
Azura94 0
pics or it didn't happen ;)
saladgirl123 0
why does the postion matter?