Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Plus, your dad is a cat person, right? What's the big deal about doggie-style anyways? My wife and I do that all the time -- I beg and she rolls over and plays dead.
v1kt4r 13
If your parents can still tell you who you can or cannot see, you're not supzd to be even ******* Thats makes this that much worse, definitely FYL
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Comments (137)
perdix 31
Plus, your dad is a cat person, right? What's the big deal about doggie-style anyways? My wife and I do that all the time -- I beg and she rolls over and plays dead.
heavyt 0
nice
Bizenghastly 0
**dies of laughter***
greekgal44 14
umm... ?
klovemachine 24
Awesome as usual, perdix :)
Mx_Rider 6
lol u have to beg. ........
BrownSugar_fml 5
lmao # 11 and omg OP
pwetzel 0
lmfao Just as #1 said, daddies little ***** ;)
DynamicDave 11
@OP: YDI for being a ****. @The population in general: Let me just say that perdix is my idol. His comments have kept getting better and better and now they've all been pure WIN!
cod3rEd 2
how is she a **** for having sex? it doesn't say "my dad walked in on me Gang banging a bunch of 50 year olds" does it... y.a.d.a.t.d.(your a doucebag and thumbs down) I'm sure you've had sex. are you a ****? ...
zakkyzebra 11
we all know who sucks a lot of **** here...
boopityboppity 11
@DynamicDave Totally agree with everything you said
hXcsoccerplaya 0
this was already an fml. and yes, the exact sam way, doggie style. get a life kid
delly_fml 0
totally agree with 16...I look at comments only to see if perdix posted... he is hilarioolusss :)
HarperGirl 4
i agree 100%
slushpup9696 12
Perdix is awesome
White_Fury 0
True story. only person on here that never disappoints!
abouttofly 12
OMG, she was having sex. Lots of people do it. Get over it!
doorbellgirl 0
Just because she had sex doesn't make her a **** if she did it with lots of people that would make her a **** but sex isn't a big deal
llyteerup 0
u like it doggiestyle huh??
shortperson247 4
It makes her a **** if she's too young to do it. She shouldn't be having sex if she's at an age where her parents can tell her she see someone.