Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
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perdix 31
Plus, your dad is a cat person, right? What's the big deal about doggie-style anyways? My wife and I do that all the time -- I beg and she rolls over and plays dead.
v1kt4r 13
If your parents can still tell you who you can or cannot see, you're not supzd to be even ******* Thats makes this that much worse, definitely FYL
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Comments (137)
kirakira333 0
maybe you're not allowed to see him cause you're a ****?
SecretAznMan364 5
WTMI!!! Girl. Why you trippin when you ain't sippin, have a FRICKIN REFILL!!!
dangletsbang21 0
lock the door retard. way to scar your dad for life.
barraCUDA28 0
*****! if u live with ur parents then u r probably in h s. which means ure a *****. also have the unwhorish decency to not be ******* in your parents house. I bet ure popular. lol
YoullLoveMe 6
I'm sorry, but just because somebody is sexually active doesn't make them a *****. At 18 years of age, you are a legal adult. Also at 18 years of age, you are probably still in high school. You can live with your parents and still be an adult. I'm a sexually active woman, and I don't appreciate anybody calling her a **** simply because she is too. Talk about a double standard. Men are allowed to have sex with whoever they want and it makes them cooler. Women have sex with more than one man in a year and they're *****. What is that all about?
randomaccountnam 0
If a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock.
skylastorm 0
ok im in h.s. and i have i have sex that dosent make me or her a ***** or any other person in h.s. just for that sex is not the big deal everyone tries to make it it is just sex and im sorry sweete i know that feeling had my mom walk in on my and my bf not pretty at all i hope everything works out :)
quikwit1212 0
@50: Even though that is a double standard, that comment was full of some damn fine WIN.
nikkamad 0
ye thas true
JESUSlives4MUSIC 0
agree with
jswarren23 0
awkwarrrrd...
jessimica642 8
WTF 34
YoullLoveMe 6
That happened to me once. It was pretty bad. Dad walked in while I was riding. Not a pretty picture.
nateisbeast 0
That's hot!(:
jaimelee 0
FYL your a **** and if you haven't caught something already, you're bound to and then really FYL!
waterynuggets 0
I love how she's the **** but the boy isn't. But anyone who **** shames is a ******* idiot anyways.
transcedental 18
Well, I'm pretty sure that if the girl's room could've been locked - she would lock it. My room doesn't. That's why I am the only person here, assuming, that she is not that stupid. But, of course, all of you have to be so mean and call her a dumbass ~_~ geesh.. and I have to agree that position matters, because if it was .. for example .. the missionary, she could've escaped the embarrassment of being seen naked by her own dad. And calling her a ****? Yeah, sex is so f**king wrong, I wonder how people are so slutty to do it everyday, OMG ... that's against the nature