Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Plus, your dad is a cat person, right? What's the big deal about doggie-style anyways? My wife and I do that all the time -- I beg and she rolls over and plays dead.
v1kt4r 13
If your parents can still tell you who you can or cannot see, you're not supzd to be even ******* Thats makes this that much worse, definitely FYL
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Comments (137)
fluffanator91 0
hahahahahahaha funny as crap did the dude pull out or keep pumping
docinthemaking 0
You know I keep reading people responses and it's oh why can't a girl have sex with a guy without being labeled a hoe. The reason she's a hoe is not because she had sex it is because she was having sex with someone she knew she should not be with.
DaKillahMan 0
Still doesn't make her a hoe. I know real pimps (I'm sure somebody is going to disbelieve this) and you're a "hoe", "*****", "*****" or "****" if you're ******* too much and getting paid for it.
Rune3345 0
If anything, YDI because you weren't supposed to see this guy. I don't think she's a ****, just made a dumb choice to **** a guy she wasn't supposed too.
maddie1 0
#21 sex is a big deal if your not married yet
moi101 0
what's doggie style..... do u sit on them and then moan abd groan fir three hours. while slapibg their ass and saying "bad dog!! bad dog". then **** til the nights over
mario_phillip 0
doggy style is when the chick is on her hands and knees taking it from the back :] one of the best positions
campbellshayla73 0
ur screwed dang I think u deserved this1
secret7 0
that's sucks :(
ZiggySmalls 0
keep on ******'
doublelover 0
that's smart