Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Plus, your dad is a cat person, right? What's the big deal about doggie-style anyways? My wife and I do that all the time -- I beg and she rolls over and plays dead.
v1kt4r 13
If your parents can still tell you who you can or cannot see, you're not supzd to be even ******* Thats makes this that much worse, definitely FYL
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Comments (137)
rbaybee1 4
Wow.. You guys are calling her a **** because she has sex... Big deal pretty sure everyone that commented has had sex and if you haven't you don't believe in it before marriage or either ur to ugly to pull some ass
sugarbear0727 19
Wow. Why is she a ****?? Cause she was being ****** by her bf?? Cause she wasnt supoosed to be seeing him? Big ******* deal. Yeah, it sucks they got walked in on. But its her life.
01sparkly 15
Oppa doggy style! Sorry, I had to.
Wealthyparrot 9
Why is this a YDI. What business is it of a parents who you date.
CyberGothic 16
Likely just the preamble to a lifetime of bad decisions. Good luck with that.
that_person18 4
Eww! YDI for not obeying your dad!
AntiSocialKitten 21
*****, ***** everywhere
whymeplease44 8
im sorry but ydi
Xkillz302 10
grounded for life !
IvanTheWolfie98 10
If you're parents still tell you who you can and can't see, your legs need to be shut. This generation sucks.
IvanTheWolfie98 10
Your**
IvanTheWolfie98 10
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