Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML
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Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then run up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught in her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML
Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
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UserOfTheMind 24
He's trying to preserve what little innocence was left in the puppy.
MagicCookie 2
or when people knock and then enter immediately
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Comments (56)
gatorclay97 28
Priorities
UserOfTheMind 24
He's trying to preserve what little innocence was left in the puppy.
Malsain_fml 10
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He did right! Who knew what would have happenend if the dog thought you were his style!
whysobeachy 37
What?
higgysaurus 18
I dont want to jump to any conclusions, but it sounded like #4 was saying the dog would want to join in, if OP was having sex doggystyle...
whysobeachy 37
Makes sense. All those exclamation marks made the comment sound like an accusation of some sort, though.
nikkipettyfer 24
Honestly, in this situation it's best to pretend it didn't ever happen
Alikatkitty 5
well I mean I would cover my dogs eyes. that's some scarey stuff....mentally scaring for the little creature
thejonac 21
your dad should have knocked bc that's only manners, but i honestly feel it was your fault for doing the deed with your boyfriend when you were 100% aware that you had a family member at home, esp since you didn't even bother to lock the door.
pop17123 19
It was the OP's boyfriend house and Dad.
interesting33 36
Some people don't have locks
HistoryHasEyes 19
Not an valid excuse you can buy a door lock for as little as $5
LPac5295 27
As if the dog knew what was going on. Anyway, it's annoying when people don't knock. If his dad is ok with you two being sexually active you could lock the door next time or do it when no one is home.
dannnngthatsux 19
Dogs nose told him exactly what was happening before the door came open.
LPac5295 27
That's probably true. Now the question is does the dog understand what human mating looks like. Unless they're doing it doggy style I think he's pretty clueless.
alexthevaultgirl 13
I feel ya, me and my ex were banging in the shower and his grandma walked in and she was like "how could you?! In front of the dogs" ?
mthurston 14
Pics or it didn't happen ;) lol
pop17123 19
Kinda your fault OP, you should've lock the door
ackligtful 26
But why would he be letting the dog into your boyfriend's bedroom?
MidnaLink 33
That's EXACTLY what I was going to ask!
Dallyni 22
Because dad knew they were in there?? The dog knew they were there and wanted in? My dog scratches at doors when we close them out of rooms so we let him in with is
Bunnyluver 20
Its probably Op's dog. Not everyone makes their dog sleep/stay outside.