Today, my dad attempted to fix a power outlet. He managed to shock himself with 120 volts and fall backwards, landing on top of me. I am 85 pounds and he weighs 290 pounds. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML
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Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML
Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML
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theblackhannah 0
wow..gain some weight?
allplayedout 20
unrelated, but how can you only weigh 85 pounds? I'm a girl and havent been so small since I was ten. are you eleven or very short?
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brunobabe 0
I'm 13 and I way more then that O.o u Should prob get some help
yesitsm3 4
Damn people I'm 14 and I weigh 87 pounds... No I'm not anorexic, I am a small petite girl. It's hard for me to gain weight. I eat food constantly but I burn it up without trying. Ppl say it's a blessing, it's honestly not. Everyday I'm called anorexic, I am not. so yes. This is possible for this kid to be 85 pounds. So stfu and stop complaining about this kid being 'underweight' he/she might be perfectly healthy.... I've had my dad fall on me and I broke my ankle....
drthunderbolt 4
Lol you're supposed to turn off the power in that area of the house before you mess with the outlets, and I'm not even a handyman
Wolfyin 1
Y u no gain weight?? Y ur dad no lose weighr?
oubaby29 3
It's alright. I'm 15 and weigh 85 lbs. also! I'm just short. 5'0"! tiny...I know...
booboo1997 3
I'm 15 & 87lbs. I'm just small, guess she is too.
ebwaef 0
Good Lord eat some food child!!
Marcel1_fml 7
Damn u skinny
Sporkly 26
You need to eat. Eat lots.
LissaMccracken 23
I'm 4'10 and I way 97 pounds... How the hell are you 85 pounds??