They call me the geyser

By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 22:00

Today, it's been 3 weeks since we had dinner with my sister's new girlfriend, who made us a Chinese soup that was "good for digestion". I’ve had cast iron bowels for 32 years with no problems, but for the 3 weeks since that soup, I have to shit brown water 10 times a day and I’m in agony. I think she poisoned me. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Maybe she did, even if accidentally. I have bowels held together with duct tape and good wishes, and the worst stomach flu-type incident I have ever had was over in 48 hours. If you’re still ******** brown water multiple times a day three weeks later, it’s time to get into urgent care ASAP.

Uh… go to the doctor, like right now!

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Maybe she did, even if accidentally. I have bowels held together with duct tape and good wishes, and the worst stomach flu-type incident I have ever had was over in 48 hours. If you’re still ******** brown water multiple times a day three weeks later, it’s time to get into urgent care ASAP.

Uh… go to the doctor, like right now!

Jon Tessler 14

right now, as in 2 1/2 weeks ago

Have your "iron bowels" been eating the same type of food for the last 32 years? Eating old meat out of your freezer isn't going to save you from what putting variety into your diet does to your body in the beginning.

Yea you need to go to the dr. My mom had something like this and 30 mins after taking her prescribed med she's good.