Today, my crush finally agreed to spend the night with me. I told my parents to act normal for one night. Apparently, "normal" is strutting around naked and acting like a chicken. FML
The chicken is a noble creature, and I would proudly imitate them. And how would your parents be able to do an accurate impression of a chicken if they were clothed while doing so?
Believe it or not but there are some areas where the age of consent are lower than 18 years, and where parents aren't scared of their children having sex at the age 15-16-17!
8-This is exactly what I thought. I hope you are an adult OP, though the use of the word "crush" makes me doubtful. And even if you are, maybe your parents embarrassed you on purpose to make a point of how it might be disrespectful invite someone over 'to spend the night' when it's still your parents house.
@16 - That's hardly the point, here. If you're going to have sex with them, the term "crush" is hardly appropriate, anymore. If you had a legitimate crush on them, and your crush was aware of this and had sex with you, then they are essentially using your emotions to take advantage of you and get free sex.
OP got what OP deserved, and looking at this post OP is clearly not mature enough to handle any kind of serious relationship yet.
Am I the only one that thought OP meant spend a night together. Like the crush came over for dinner, they watched a movie or something then they went home.
Oh no? OK here goes.. Punching the clown, measuring cylical friction, playing the skin flute, rotating the drive head... It'd be pretty sad if I made it to the ripe old age of 29 without being able to recognize a euphimism for masturbation! :)
You deserve it!! Wtf? Are you and your parents crazy? Letting random crushes spend the night? If you were my kid, I'd have knocked your block off for asking.
I don't care how old you are, my house, my rules!!