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Don't be a chicken and join them.
How awkward would it be if they were serving chicken for dinner at the same time? They would feel like cannibals.
Make a game out of it and crush the competition. :)
Sorry OP but you were asking for that one
That is normal. Chickens strut around naked all day
Maybe she will join in:)
I call foul play. Too easy? Those chicks like to cluck! That's all I got.
Woo nudists!!!
hipster chickens.
For a poultry sum of money, I'm sure they could have been bribed to act normal.
So chic
That comment goes Perfectly with your profile pic #3
The chicken is a noble creature, and I would proudly imitate them. And how would your parents be able to do an accurate impression of a chicken if they were clothed while doing so?
So true
Where does it say ex?
Eh honest mistake there I'll thumb up anyway.
Can you be normal for one day? Normal? Why do you want me to wear pants? Walking around naked is more than enough. I'm going to act like a chicken.
Your picture is so apropos for that comment.
those are some "fairly odd parents" ha!
@68 You win sir! I remember that episode.
Two fairly sized comments in the top 10, I applaud you sir.
Your parents allow random crushes of yours to spend the night at their house? I'm guessing you're an adult living in your parents' house.
Believe it or not but there are some areas where the age of consent are lower than 18 years, and where parents aren't scared of their children having sex at the age 15-16-17!
8-This is exactly what I thought. I hope you are an adult OP, though the use of the word "crush" makes me doubtful. And even if you are, maybe your parents embarrassed you on purpose to make a point of how it might be disrespectful invite someone over 'to spend the night' when it's still your parents house.
@16 - That's hardly the point, here. If you're going to have sex with them, the term "crush" is hardly appropriate, anymore. If you had a legitimate crush on them, and your crush was aware of this and had sex with you, then they are essentially using your emotions to take advantage of you and get free sex. OP got what OP deserved, and looking at this post OP is clearly not mature enough to handle any kind of serious relationship yet.
Am I the only one that thought OP meant spend a night together. Like the crush came over for dinner, they watched a movie or something then they went home.
That would make more sense...
Just because the age of concent is lower don't mean the parents like the fact
If your folks are hot, he might need help choking the chicken. :P
You deserve it!! Wtf? Are you and your parents crazy? Letting random crushes spend the night? If you were my kid, I'd have knocked your block off for asking. I don't care how old you are, my house, my rules!!
Obviously they didn't have any rules against this.
Umm. Well it isn't your house. So it's not your rules. And they did let op. So. I guess their rules are a little bit different.
People like you do not deserve to have children...
How parenting should be!!
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Your parents allow random crushes of yours to spend the night at their house? I'm guessing you're an adult living in your parents' house.
Wearing clothes and acting like a normal person is too mainstream.