By schooyou101 - 17/11/2012 13:34 - United States - Prairie Village

Today, my crush finally agreed to spend the night with me. I told my parents to act normal for one night. Apparently, "normal" is strutting around naked and acting like a chicken. FML
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alissa_roar 6

Your parents allow random crushes of yours to spend the night at their house? I'm guessing you're an adult living in your parents' house.

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saIty 17

Wearing clothes and acting like a normal person is too mainstream.

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DocBastard 38

What kind of parents allow their kid's crush to spend the night and then strut around naked like chickens to embarrass the **** out of them? Awesome ones.

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TheDrifter 23

You TOLD your parents to act "normal"? Sorry girl, that's not how the system works. This was entirely predictable. On a side note, you take random guys you've been crushing on back to your parents house to get freaky?

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JOcoco 14

What if she's a lesbian?

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RedPillSucks 31

Does it say that OP is female?

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WritingWrongs 8

Predictable?? Naked chicken-struttimg was the last thing I would have thought this fml ended with!

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DawnShadow_fml 5

Where does it say there was any intention of "getting freaky"

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DawnShadow_fml 5

I. don't see why everyone's assuming they were gonna have sex.

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outoftown 26

Gives a whole new meaning to "What's the matter with Kansas?"

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BubbleGrunge 18

If she's got a sense of humor, she'll laugh it off. Hopefully she didn't have much time to worry about your family, if you were "entertaining" her properly! :)

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RoboCunnilingus 23

They ARE acting normal though. Like a normal chicken. Anything else would have just been strange.

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rattusrattus 18

Normal chickens aren't bald. They are coated with feathers.

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RedPillSucks 31

Not when you're about to eat them.... Wait,... What?

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doglover100 28

Chickens aren't normal

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My3sons 3

What can you expect if your old enough to have a girl spend the night, but you still live with your parents? Maybe its their way of telling you to get out.

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cutiepie292929 18

Why would u want to be naked with your own parents or any parents :-S

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SpikyG 3

That normal for most parents. That their saying of "please do not tell us how to act normal"?

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