By so_screwed - 25/09/2013 06:59 - United States - Salinas

Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
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hghrider123456 9

Looks like its time to buy another night stand....

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Zomg_Okay 26

The only thing to do here is make it clear to him that it was just that: a one-night stand.

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vucui 21

That's definitely more awkward than a normal one-night stand, I'll give ya that.

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silvercamaro 22

I'm curious how she'll be introduced, "hi mom, hey dad, this is uh....Tina?"

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SarahAlleen 8

It's a man.

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mFUNdo21 17

Tracy Morgan is a man. his name could still be Tina

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Spider_Web 11

Yup my name's actually Shaniqua. Don't judge

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Zomg_Okay 26

The only thing to do here is make it clear to him that it was just that: a one-night stand.

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IloveToLaugh143 21

Parents: So how did you guys meet? Him: Oh nothing to special(shrugs) We just had sex one night, and now we're here! By the way, your home is beautiful...

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Kain713 14

I swear I saw that in a movie....

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pdp_fml 21

Isn't too early to meet the parents?

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anitriarose 5

no, not at all. it's perfectly fine.

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mFUNdo21 17

they've already had sex, so the slowest race possible would be for him to meet the parents

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TheDrifter 23

Were you a little young for his tastes? Don't you let your moms steal your new man OP.

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aintlifeapain 21

Now tell us what you decided OP?

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omgitsmoe 26

That developed quickly

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hghrider123456 9

Looks like its time to buy another night stand....

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Verst 16

Try to ditch him.

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thatonename 7

She already did. That's what makes him a one night stand.

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ElephantCraze22 17

At least he likes you..?

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Vidrill 22

Well, that's not his decision to make. It's a mutual decision.

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