By so_screwed - 25/09/2013 06:59 - United States - Salinas

Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
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Looks like its time to buy another night stand....

The only thing to do here is make it clear to him that it was just that: a one-night stand.

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That's definitely more awkward than a normal one-night stand, I'll give ya that.

I'm curious how she'll be introduced, "hi mom, hey dad, this is uh....Tina?"

It's a man.

Tracy Morgan is a man. his name could still be Tina

Yup my name's actually Shaniqua. Don't judge

The only thing to do here is make it clear to him that it was just that: a one-night stand.

Parents: So how did you guys meet? Him: Oh nothing to special(shrugs) We just had sex one night, and now we're here! By the way, your home is beautiful...

I swear I saw that in a movie....

Isn't too early to meet the parents?

no, not at all. it's perfectly fine.

they've already had sex, so the slowest race possible would be for him to meet the parents

Were you a little young for his tastes? Don't you let your moms steal your new man OP.

Now tell us what you decided OP?

That developed quickly

Looks like its time to buy another night stand....

Try to ditch him.

She already did. That's what makes him a one night stand.

At least he likes you..?

Well, that's not his decision to make. It's a mutual decision.