By so_screwed - 25/09/2013 06:59 - United States - Salinas

Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 506
You deserved it 13 891

Same thing different taste

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Looks like its time to buy another night stand....

The only thing to do here is make it clear to him that it was just that: a one-night stand.

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That's definitely more awkward than a normal one-night stand, I'll give ya that.

I'm curious how she'll be introduced, "hi mom, hey dad, this is uh....Tina?"

Tracy Morgan is a man. his name could still be Tina

Spider_Web 11

Yup my name's actually Shaniqua. Don't judge

The only thing to do here is make it clear to him that it was just that: a one-night stand.

Parents: So how did you guys meet? Him: Oh nothing to special(shrugs) We just had sex one night, and now we're here! By the way, your home is beautiful...

they've already had sex, so the slowest race possible would be for him to meet the parents

TheDrifter 23

Were you a little young for his tastes? Don't you let your moms steal your new man OP.

omgitsmoe 26

Looks like its time to buy another night stand....

Well, that's not his decision to make. It's a mutual decision.