Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML
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acmariner99
| 23
Wow, people really know how to jump to conclusions.
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Tony Friddle
| 11
It was the handshake, those pesky things are shady af
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jediloader
| 12
Hey man! I have that $15 I owe you
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acmariner99
| 23
Wow, people really know how to jump to conclusions.
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ohsnapword
| 21
I agree. It sounds like this guy is an Olympic gold medalist in the long jump to conclusions;
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acmariner99
| 23
I loled. Good one!
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Tony Friddle
| 11
It was the handshake, those pesky things are shady af
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davecross
| 11
If there has been a drug problem at you job before then I can understand his concerned. But he should have just asked you what was the hand shake about. Calling the police because a "drug deal" was way overboard.
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
I blame movies and tv shows. Only there people shake hands when dealing drugs. In reality it is done as quickly as possible and not to draw any attention.
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TheEpicKitten
| 20
Did he only care that it was in front of customers?
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tonyfan00
| 38
So then just give him the weed and promise it won't happen again!
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RichardPencil
| 28
If you have $2, you can now get a lobster sandwich.
Hopefully, your boss is not a seagull.
Hopefully, your boss is not a seagull.
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wmayrhofer
| 18
maybe you should skip the gangsta "handshake" next time
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PennyLane27
| 32
"15 bucks, little man. Put that shit in my hand. If the money doesn't show, then you owe me, owe me, owe!"
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maharb01
| 17
like jungle love!
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sumocj
| 14
I think I'd like to know ya know ya. Yeah what!