By Sudokori - 07/09/2017 01:30

Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML
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Wow, people really know how to jump to conclusions.

Tony Friddle 11

It was the handshake, those pesky things are shady af

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Hey man! I have that $15 I owe you

Wow, people really know how to jump to conclusions.

ohsnapword 21

I agree. It sounds like this guy is an Olympic gold medalist in the long jump to conclusions;

I loled. Good one!

Tony Friddle 11

It was the handshake, those pesky things are shady af

If there has been a drug problem at you job before then I can understand his concerned. But he should have just asked you what was the hand shake about. Calling the police because a "drug deal" was way overboard.

I blame movies and tv shows. Only there people shake hands when dealing drugs. In reality it is done as quickly as possible and not to draw any attention.

Did he only care that it was in front of customers?

So then just give him the weed and promise it won't happen again!

If you have $2, you can now get a lobster sandwich. Hopefully, your boss is not a seagull.

maybe you should skip the gangsta "handshake" next time

"15 bucks, little man. Put that shit in my hand. If the money doesn't show, then you owe me, owe me, owe!"

like jungle love!

I think I'd like to know ya know ya. Yeah what!