Fishing Break Brake Fail! By FML Approved - 07/09/2017 03:30 Easy living isn't always easy... I agree, your life sucks 592 You deserved it 190 Share Tweet Share
Today, I have exactly 204 snowflakes saved onto my computer, all of which I made on this snowflake-making website. This is what my life has come to. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 938 You deserved it 9 695
Today, having played golf for 15 years, I had my first hole in one. I was playing by myself. There were no witnesses. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 945 You deserved it 392
Today, I was refused service at a bakery, got yelled and cussed at to the point of tears, and told to go back to my home country, Ukraine. According to the guy, my people are Nazis who spent the past year draining Americans of their tax dollars to fund their war. I couldn’t report him, he was the owner. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 444 You deserved it 249
Today, I was trying to use the video editing software on my computer for a group project. It then wanted me to purchase another program that cost over $130. One of my teammates told me to buy it, because, "I could afford to skip a few lunches." FML I agree, your life sucks 9 582 You deserved it 949
Today, I wanted to call my mom to ask for advice but called my boss instead. I panicked and ended up talking about weekend plans like nothing was wrong. She now knows way too much about my personal life. FML I agree, your life sucks 97 You deserved it 455
Today, my new boss lost his shit and flew into a ten minute rant against me about the "value of respect". He told me that if I wanted to stay in "his" company, I'd best start toeing the line. All this because I corrected his misuse of "your" and "you're" in one of his memos. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 133 You deserved it 9 406
Looks like that car's sleepin' with the fishes.