FML : Today, while brushing my teeth, a fly flew into my mouth. It got caught in my electric toothbrush and was sucked into the circular bristles, getting crushed...

Today, while brushing my teeth, a fly flew into my mouth. It got caught in my electric toothbrush and was sucked into the circular bristles, getting crushed between the brush and my braces. I now have fly guts and goo stuck between my brackets, and I can't get rid of the taste. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

PackardBell_fml Say more :

Hi, op here. Just want to clarify: The toothbrush is one of those circular, rotating tips. The "spinbrush," I believe. Second, I eventually cleaned out the bristles and got rid of the taste... in the morning. I slept with that taste lingering and it was horrible. This is just meant to clarify some things due to the lack of character space to type.

By PackardBell - / Monday 28 March 2016 03:09 / United States - Vernon Hills

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By cutycat136 | 28

#6569356 - Monday 28 March 2016 18:34

I think I would've been sick if that were me.

By citrusglass | 22

#6569389 - Monday 28 March 2016 19:19

...as appetizing as that sounds, you should probably get your hands on some mouthwash. Fast.

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By nash1991 | 20

#6569351 - Monday 28 March 2016 18:32

I think it's time to burn your mouth with fire... Also F the fly's life lol

slingerslasher | 24

#6569358 - Monday 28 March 2016 18:36

Toothpaste how'd you get so fly

By kylo_117 | 17

#6569352 - Monday 28 March 2016 18:33

Jesus that's horrifying

UserError94 | 18

#6569417 - Monday 28 March 2016 19:48

Indubitably

MegaExplosives | 17

#6569667 - Tuesday 29 March 2016 4:49

more like horriFLYing

By Dawnoftime | 12

#6569353 - Monday 28 March 2016 18:34

Just be thankful it wasn't a....wait nvm that's the worst it can get

emeraldisle | 30

#6569372 - Monday 28 March 2016 18:56

A spider would've been worse.

yenze | 18

#6569381 - Monday 28 March 2016 19:08

Or a spider eating a fly

WolfAvenge | 22

#6569604 - Tuesday 29 March 2016 1:45

"There was an old woman who swallowed a bird,
How absurd! to swallow a bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die!"

Such a strange children's song...