Animals: Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get... - FML

By catlady - 01/03/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML

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Lick_yer_face 0

Monday 2 March 2009 2:09

Upload naked photos of yourself to the internet? j/k Just be glad it's only two months I say! A girl hasn't seen me naked since... years. T_T **** my life. :-P

allie2590 31

Monday 2 March 2009 2:22

Oh my god, it's a cat. Cats always do that.

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ednusi 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 3:20

hes a cat. do you find male cats attractive?

gaby822 1

Tuesday 18 October 2011 5:39

then u must b a hoe because I don't need someone to c me naked every two months

vieeev 4

Wednesday 14 December 2011 17:27

You cant cope with two monts without sex? Are you an addict or sth?

DJP0N3 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 22:03

Srsly? It's only 2 months

shamounpaula 2

Friday 30 March 2012 4:50

That's so hilarious!

FluffyWizdom 15

Tuesday 9 April 2013 13:19

my cats do that too

nachosbabygurl 9

Wednesday 18 December 2013 23:35

why would you have your cat in the bathroom while your a about to take a shower isn't that weird

captain_alan 4

Saturday 6 December 2014 20:34

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