Anonymous
United States
Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML
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Noname
Canada
Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML
Anonymous
Frederick, United States
Today, I didn't think getting egged was a thing anymore until I found that my car got egged. FML
EggyBum
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
To make an omelette
Today, I was putting groceries into my car, and I put the eggs on the driver's seat while I arranged my other bags. I was frustrated because the dome light was acting up, which drives me crazy. Once I got everything in, I crankily plopped into the car. I had never moved the eggs off my seat. FML
Eggs
Port Richey, United States
Today, I fell down in the street when a speeding car chucked a hard-boiled egg at my butt. While I waited for the feeling in my legs to return, they came back and threw more. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
eggs
Canada
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
eggonmiface
No yolk
Today, I made scrambled eggs. Returning the rest of the carton, I tripped and spilled 10 raw eggs all over the inside of the fridge. The same fridge I spent 2 hours cleaning and scrubbing every drawer and shelf of yesterday. FML
Millie07
United States
Trashed
Today, I was walking to my car after grocery shopping when I dropped my heavy-ass bag, which then ripped. Everything spilled out, and while I was picking it up, a kind stranger ran over to help me… by accidentally stepping on and smashing my carton of eggs. FML
Laura
United States
Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML
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flagg1888 3
Stop inviting eggs over and they will not get acquainted
Jacobt24 19
Make an omelette. They are already scrambled. Whoever threw them already did half the work.
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Comments (102)
ibreezy 0
The people who threw it thought it would be an eggcellent joke.
Amanjot13 0
Why are there two #15 s
castrosabeast 7
Damn teenage hooligans! ...... Oh wait.....
Amanjot13 0
That is so eggstreme....not
MJJ5809 9
Must have been eggravating
amanda_d95 9
Win
sparklemuffin 8
freshman Friday lol
th3hardrocker 12
Use it as a stink bomb, no one would blame you.
NoNotTheFace 8
Technically your car got acquainted with 3 dozen chicks. And you're jealous.
kelsey_katie 17
Lol! That's true!
bfsd42 20
No. Eggs are just eggs. No chicks inside.
TheBeastiest 6
Ignorance is bliss. And some people just spend their time doing useless things with useful resources. Like people who troll the internet. They're the ones that make the rest of the group look bad. Back on topic, at least they didn't throw some ham in.
ikickgingers 15
Yes, because we all shit rainbows... They are magically delicious!! It's like life, some people are asses... Such as me. Stop worrying about other people and how they perceive the "group". Effing lemmings *points* the cliff is that way. Please, don't forget to tip your hostess.
booiloveeyou 0
aww im sorry...good luck getting the smell out :/
Teehee2 0
darn kids