Anonymous
United States
Today, my car got acquainted with about 3 dozen eggs. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
Noname
Canada
Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML
Anonymous
Frederick, United States
Today, I didn't think getting egged was a thing anymore until I found that my car got egged. FML
EggyBum
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
To make an omelette
Today, I was putting groceries into my car, and I put the eggs on the driver's seat while I arranged my other bags. I was frustrated because the dome light was acting up, which drives me crazy. Once I got everything in, I crankily plopped into the car. I had never moved the eggs off my seat. FML
Eggs
Port Richey, United States
Today, I fell down in the street when a speeding car chucked a hard-boiled egg at my butt. While I waited for the feeling in my legs to return, they came back and threw more. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
eggs
Canada
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
eggonmiface
No yolk
Today, I made scrambled eggs. Returning the rest of the carton, I tripped and spilled 10 raw eggs all over the inside of the fridge. The same fridge I spent 2 hours cleaning and scrubbing every drawer and shelf of yesterday. FML
Millie07
United States
Trashed
Today, I was walking to my car after grocery shopping when I dropped my heavy-ass bag, which then ripped. Everything spilled out, and while I was picking it up, a kind stranger ran over to help me… by accidentally stepping on and smashing my carton of eggs. FML
Laura
United States
Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML
Top comments
flagg1888 3
Stop inviting eggs over and they will not get acquainted
Jacobt24 19
Make an omelette. They are already scrambled. Whoever threw them already did half the work.
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Comments (102)
djrox11 0
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djrox11 0
ah **** the moderators
rocker_chick105 31
At least he has friends!
SadinSherman 16
Not very nice friends
kuytsgoldenlocks 1
Any particular reason why?
amanda_d95 9
Sounds like your car is addicted. Time for an intervention
sadatad 0
There's a reason
Btreasure 8
People are starving and have never tasted anything other than the inside of their mouth, and somebody wastes over 30 eggs on your car? Dont people think about the less fortunate anymore?
Person1233 12
I think the OP is eggs-aggerating.
Cheylea 10
Who did you tick off?!
perdix 29
Suck on that, England! A few weeks ago we had an FML about a car in England getting hit with an egg. Here, in the good ol' US of A, we go with overwhelming force! Boo-yah! Team America, **** yeah! President Bachmann would be proud.
RedPillSucks 31
Yeah. Talk about welcome to the neighborhood.