Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML
Today, my brother sent me a dick pic. FML
Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML
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Top comments
tldrDL 11
*looks at location* yeah, exactly.
19990231 29
Was he cleaning inside the closet?
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Comments (193)
wolfie1107 16
wouldnt tht h his cous too?
BigSteve910 1
You deserve it for not knocking.
annoyedperson 25
how old are they
Fetuskicker666 15
well....that escalated quickly.
Bobow_6 10
How old is you brother?
Cytoplat 10
WHAT THE ****???!!
FenHarel 9
Not trying to sound rude, but the whole "cousin-love for thousands of years thing", while that's true it's still nothing to live by. Tutunkhamun's parents were full brother and sister, just like every one else in Egypt. They probably only had five gene pools in the whole country. look how ****** up Tut was. It became taboo for health reasons.
luckydumbass 8
dafaq
violentsneezes 10
Thanks for bringing more shame to the state I live in. -_-
nishantvas 13
Technically his cousin too.. Gay incest at its finest