Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML
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Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, I realized that the "toothpaste" that I'm always cleaning out with my hands from the sink drain is actually my little brother's semen. FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
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badwolf504 15
Why did they make you clean it up? Did they think you made the mess? Did they think it was just a bit of water?
xoteeshaox 22
That is disgusting! Not to mention, really rude of your parents to force you to clean up his mess. I'd refuse to do it.
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Comments (62)
Tejanoswhy 19
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That sucks. Make him clean up next time
laden_swallow09 34
Reread the FML.
epicx22 22
Well the parents were the one who made OP clean up .. Which I don't see why, I honestly would've preferred to take punishment(if it's given) and not clean it up. I would never clean up someone's mess that is that disgusting.
Nessco 36
What is wrong with your parents??? You should have left it and used any other bathroom in the house if there was another one. You should never be expected to do that for your brother.
badwolf504 15
Why did they make you clean it up? Did they think you made the mess? Did they think it was just a bit of water?
jtfrisch 22
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I don't get why he put it all over the bathroom, I usually just put it in someone's mouth
R2Y2 22
What a gent 19.
Renisca 7
Could be anyone's mouth! Could even be your own mouth!
MmmPinkTacos 11
Jill's mouth doesn't count, that's still just your hand 19.
DexBanWhore 6
what's with the down votes 19 was honestly funny
Fuckthefuck 4
wow
xoteeshaox 22
That is disgusting! Not to mention, really rude of your parents to force you to clean up his mess. I'd refuse to do it.
co824 9
no doubt. would not even think about touching it
Spencyy 18
That's nasty, why would OP have to clean it up? Her bro needs to learn the toilet paper method.
pupeve 11
Or even just use the old socks method.
ChocolateyBacon 18
Wow. I don't understand why they got mad at you; you didn't do anything wrong. FYL, that's really gross.
lui_pg 21
Sounds like you were in a sticky situation
MrScootyPuffSr 16
I didn't think Canadians demanded anything? You all are always so polite, probably threw them off of their game.
ConfusedCat 11
As a Canadian I can confirm this.
russfml 31
Except when we play hockey :)
Colon_Man 17
In before goldmine! (Passcode: Stairs?)
fuckfuckityfuck 16
**** that shit! You shouldn't have to clean up his cum. If he can cum, he can clean!
PhoenixChick 26
That's disgusting. Your parents are disgusting. If you all use the same bathroom, I would have left the house and let them enjoy it.