FML : Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded...

Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 19 January 2016 12:43 / Canada - Bedford

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By badwolf504 | 15

#6514654 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 18:39

Why did they make you clean it up? Did they think you made the mess? Did they think it was just a bit of water?

By xoteeshaox | 22

#6514655 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 18:39

That is disgusting! Not to mention, really rude of your parents to force you to clean up his mess. I'd refuse to do it.

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By Tejanoswhy | 19

#6514653 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 18:39

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6514867 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 22:44

Reread the FML.

epicx22 | 22

#6514919 - Wednesday 20 January 2016 0:38

Well the parents were the one who made OP clean up .. Which I don't see why, I honestly would've preferred to take punishment(if it's given) and not clean it up. I would never clean up someone's mess that is that disgusting.

Nessco | 36

#6514947 - Wednesday 20 January 2016 1:26

What is wrong with your parents??? You should have left it and used any other bathroom in the house if there was another one. You should never be expected to do that for your brother.

By badwolf504 | 15

#6514654 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 18:39

Why did they make you clean it up? Did they think you made the mess? Did they think it was just a bit of water?

jtfrisch | 22

#6514731 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 19:42

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

R2Y2 | 22

#6514756 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 19:58

What a gent 19.

Renisca | 5

#6514857 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 22:22

Could be anyone's mouth! Could even be your own mouth!

MmmPinkTacos | 11

#6514903 - Wednesday 20 January 2016 0:04

Jill's mouth doesn't count, that's still just your hand 19.

DexBanWhore | 6

#6515042 - Wednesday 20 January 2016 3:00

what's with the down votes 19 was honestly funny

Fuckthefuck | 4

#6522764 - Friday 29 January 2016 0:28

wow

By xoteeshaox | 22

#6514655 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 18:39

That is disgusting! Not to mention, really rude of your parents to force you to clean up his mess. I'd refuse to do it.

co824 | 9

#6515403 - Wednesday 20 January 2016 15:24

no doubt. would not even think about touching it

By Spencyy | 18

#6514656 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 18:40

That's nasty, why would OP have to clean it up? Her bro needs to learn the toilet paper method.

pupeve | 11

#6515492 - Wednesday 20 January 2016 17:31

Or even just use the old socks method.

By ChocolateyBacon | 18

#6514657 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 18:41

Wow. I don't understand why they got mad at you; you didn't do anything wrong. FYL, that's really gross.

By lui_pg | 21

#6514658 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 18:42

Sounds like you were in a sticky situation

By MrScootyPuffSr | 16

#6514659 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 18:42

I didn't think Canadians demanded anything? You all are always so polite, probably threw them off of their game.

ConfusedCat | 11

#6514898 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 23:56

As a Canadian I can confirm this.

russfml | 31

#6515117 - Wednesday 20 January 2016 5:15

Except when we play hockey :)

By Colon_Man | 17

#6514660 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 18:43

In before goldmine!

(Passcode: Stairs?)

By fuckfuckityfuck | 16

#6514661 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 18:45

Fuck that shit! You shouldn't have to clean up his cum. If he can cum, he can clean!

By PhoenixChick | 24

#6514668 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 18:47

That's disgusting. Your parents are disgusting. If you all use the same bathroom, I would have left the house and let them enjoy it.

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