Intimacy: Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked...

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 23:01 - United States - Parkersburg

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By Bleached_Eyes - 02/04/2018 00:00 - United States - Pikesville

Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2025 14:00 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my brother sent me a dick pic. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 12:43 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML

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By Alex - 22/02/2022 00:01

Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML

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By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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That sucks

By funnyERstory - 23/11/2016 04:31 - United States - Houston

Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML

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tldrDL 11

Sunday 30 August 2015 15:33

*looks at location* yeah, exactly.

19990231 29

Sunday 30 August 2015 15:35

Was he cleaning inside the closet?

Comments

my2centsworth 15

Monday 31 August 2015 17:41

So, is "cleaning my room" a new euphemism for giving head?

xJonellos 23

Monday 31 August 2015 18:27

Ermm.. Wtf

lolguy102 11

Monday 31 August 2015 19:45

isn't this game of throne's 1st episode?

kmw003 17

Monday 31 August 2015 20:15

I need to see the follow up for this asap. I have so many questions lol.

xxkrystalxx 14

Monday 31 August 2015 20:41

So HE was giving his own cousin a *******. What the ****.

mrslegume 8

Tuesday 1 September 2015 6:37

Don't you mean our cousin? If it's your brother, it's his cousin too.

grandebae 2

Tuesday 1 September 2015 9:01

Male cousins giving blowees?

gloriousjohnson 3

Tuesday 1 September 2015 15:16

this sums up west virginia pretty nicely

TheLynx_fml 20

Tuesday 1 September 2015 15:18

Gay incest, I cringe every time.

annoyedperson 25

Wednesday 2 September 2015 3:08

maybe their half siblings so op's cousin might be theirs on their mom or dads side or not

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