Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML
Today, my brother sent me a dick pic. FML
Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML
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tldrDL 11
*looks at location* yeah, exactly.
19990231 29
Was he cleaning inside the closet?
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Comments (193)
Cyb3rsh00t3r 1
well, its more like your brother sucks, not your life...
BroWaffle 6
I had to read that over a couple of times.
Bigeorgiaguy89 4
nice lol
Wrathfulbeef 1
He could be her half-brother and it could also have been her cousin not his
XxMansonKittyxX 3
I feel so bad for you
dpi007 1
...the OP needs to find out if this was a molestation situation, like Chaim Levin. Consentual sex is one thing, but minors can sometimes abuse other minors, regardless of sex.
BMBBball31 15
*waiting for the gay hate*
kbryan0004 11
Please give us a follow up...I really just don't know how to respond...are they cousins too? or no? Did you know your brother was gay and whats his and your/his cousins age...And btw wtf did you do? I think puking would be appropriate maybe in this situation follwed by a freak out and a whole lot of wtf...oh please follow up with us on this one...just WOW..
17jemstar 14
Your brother gave your cousin a *******!!! That's just plain weird.
raphael1123 13
Incest is the best put your brother to the test.