Close-Knit Family

By Bleached_Eyes - 02/04/2018 00:00 - United States - Pikesville

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Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML
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AstroTurfMatador 11

This really doesn't make sense. By the sounds of things, this took place at your girlfriend's family's house. Seeing as how this was the first time you met them, why were you the one sent to get her brother?

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interesting33 36

I don't know for sure but it sounds like you walked in without knocking or waiting for an answer. If that's the case then YDI

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interesting33 36

I don't know for sure but it sounds like you walked in without knocking or waiting for an answer. If that's the case then YDI

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Sinshine 28

You don't just walk in on people. Show some respect for people's privacy!

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RichardPencil 30

Looks like they could’ve skipped the tossed salad course.

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

I just want to know what happened next. Did you tell anyone? Did her brother say anything to you? Was his cousin a female? I need to know

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RichardPencil 30

Would that have made it better if the ass-licker was female? How?

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yourfaceismine 1

pretty sure it's just a curious question, not that it's making anything better. why bring it up yourself?

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Dave_Davington 33

I guess he'd rather have what they had last night.

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AstroTurfMatador 11

This really doesn't make sense. By the sounds of things, this took place at your girlfriend's family's house. Seeing as how this was the first time you met them, why were you the one sent to get her brother?

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izzajaneful 24

Sounds like they are all making an effort to get him involved in the family. I don’t think it’s that strange. What’s strange is that either the door was open or he walked in without knocking.

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Funn_Party78 2

made sense lol

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QueenAfrodite 8

What’s strange is that he was getting it done by a relative. What is wrong with you people???????

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Lobby_Bee 17

How else can you check Clorox burned bum hole?

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Welp at least it stays in the family...

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Donut_Wizard 23

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

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