Intimacy: Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked... - FML

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 23:01 - United States - Parkersburg

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Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By Bleached_Eyes - 02/04/2018 00:00 - United States - Pikesville

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Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML

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Horrific misdirection

By Anonymous - 15/03/2025 14:00 - United States - Cedar Rapids

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Today, my brother sent me a dick pic. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 12:43 - Canada - Bedford

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Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML

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Rude awakening

By Alex - 22/02/2022 00:01

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Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML

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By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

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Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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That sucks

By funnyERstory - 23/11/2016 04:31 - United States - Houston

Spicy

Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML

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Top comments

tldrDL 11

Sunday 30 August 2015 15:33

*looks at location* yeah, exactly.

19990231 29

Sunday 30 August 2015 15:35

Was he cleaning inside the closet?

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That_cuban_guy 16

Monday 31 August 2015 9:00

whaaaat

eddyinfinity 21

Monday 31 August 2015 9:14

This is so bloody sick

worldclassrager 39

Monday 31 August 2015 10:01

His door doesn't lock I assume...

amarie2009 22

Monday 31 August 2015 11:01

West Virginia? You have watched Wrong Turn right?

prostar9993 15

Monday 31 August 2015 11:03

W t f ......

TheLostCauseFML 40

Monday 31 August 2015 14:02

That's one way to come out of the Incestual closet...

luked557 11

Monday 31 August 2015 14:38

Incest and gay, woah

moo77_fml 20

Monday 31 August 2015 15:05

And that's how he came out of the closet

HairyPunisher 27

Monday 31 August 2015 15:09

107, please educate yourself properly on the subject before calling people idiots about a topic that you're clearly not knowledgeable in. Please and thank you.

Silk_Routes 14

Monday 31 August 2015 16:11

shit..did U joined them to get your room cleaned?

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Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML

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Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML

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Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML

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Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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Today, I was working at Tim Hortons. A lady was in line, and she couldnt make up her mind. 20 minutes later she finally decided to get something, and she reached in her pocket. I was hoping it was a tip, but she gave me a coupon for a haircut. FML

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Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

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