Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML
Today, my brother sent me a dick pic. FML
Today, I entered the bathroom to discover that my brother had left semen and filthy water all over the floor and counter. I confronted him and demanded that he clean it up. My parents heard, sighed, and sent me back into the bathroom to clean it up myself. The towel was soaked too. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by hitting me in the face with a rubber dildo. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML
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Top comments
tldrDL 11
*looks at location* yeah, exactly.
19990231 29
Was he cleaning inside the closet?
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Comments (193)
That_cuban_guy 16
whaaaat
eddyinfinity 21
This is so bloody sick
worldclassrager 41
His door doesn't lock I assume...
amarie2009 22
West Virginia? You have watched Wrong Turn right?
prostar9993 15
W t f ......
TheLostCauseFML 40
That's one way to come out of the Incestual closet...
luked557 11
Incest and gay, woah
moo77_fml 20
And that's how he came out of the closet
HairyPunisher 27
107, please educate yourself properly on the subject before calling people idiots about a topic that you're clearly not knowledgeable in. Please and thank you.
Silk_Routes 14
shit..did U joined them to get your room cleaned?