Kids: Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth...

By G. Briones - 23/11/2011 19:14

Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML

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By DENTALITY - 23/05/2015 11:06 - Norway

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

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By laptitesouris - 31/03/2013 23:35 - France - Pertuis

Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 14:11 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me he had a present for me. It was his tooth, which he had pulled out a few minutes before. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By uglychick - 05/09/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML

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Felt cute, might delete myself later

By being a fairy is hard - 28/10/2021 08:00

Today, my daughter lost a tooth. I wanted to make the Tooth Fairy experience extra special, so I dipped her doll's feet in paint to leave “tracks” from the window to her bed. As I was adding the finishing touches and spreading glitter, I tripped on a toy, faceplanted and lost my own tooth. FML

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By snapped - 13/11/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML

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By shoelace18 - 06/09/2009 04:19 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old swallowed her loose tooth, which she was going put under her pillow for the toothfairy. My wife then told her 'what goes in must come out'. And now everytime she does number 2, she makes me dig for her lost tooth. FML

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Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

By EarScentedCandle - 27/05/2018 09:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after watching Shrek, my little brother started collecting his earwax to make it into a candle like Shrek did. I can’t get him to throw it away even after bribing him with bags of candy. FML

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Jimster1712 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:18

At least its better than Hebert the pedophile showing up in his room....

dtbomb 3

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:19

O man if the Rock came into my room I would be scared shitless because he is massive

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andre5006 2

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:34

Then damn it get the Rock!

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 24 November 2011 4:05

Is the rock like the belt?

guckylynn 19

Thursday 24 November 2011 7:24

178, do you ever make a worthwhile comment? Every time I read something by you I'm annoyed.

andre5006 2

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:19

Wow I have now seen the error of my ways I will never comment again....you feel better now ?

alanmacabre 2

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:34

The Rock only collects teeth from naughty children and makes sure that it's the last tooth they ever lose.

drealmorales 2

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:36

If you can smell what the rock is cooking!

caranina 15

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:36

omg if he was in my room ... ew , just imagine what he could do with those big hands :s

eeppiicc 8

Thursday 24 November 2011 6:31

^ hahaha the way I read this in my mind xD I haven't laughed like this in awhile thanks for that comment I need something to brighten my day.

toricakes 7

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:37

Aww haha that would be a fairytale ^.^

karamman 5

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:38

LOL That's hilarious

EmilyStrauch 8

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:42

Dude. I told the same to my sister, but now she thinks it's going to be Paul blart.

bakesale45 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:43

Atleast it isnt goldust...

karolyna_fml 1

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:44

Aweee! Thats too kutee!!:)

spider63 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:44

Well the rock better be in his damn room or ur a horrible brother

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Felt cute, might delete myself later

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