Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

By EarScentedCandle - 27/05/2018 09:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after watching Shrek, my little brother started collecting his earwax to make it into a candle like Shrek did. I can’t get him to throw it away even after bribing him with bags of candy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 120
You deserved it 316

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That’s the kind of thing you throw away when he’s not around

The world is going to roll him, he ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed....

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The world is going to roll him, he ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed....

That’s the kind of thing you throw away when he’s not around

I'd stay out of his swamp if I were you.

You’re not a very effective Big Brother. If you can’t dominate him, you ought to take back the candy and let your brother live alone in the swamp.

It's important to teach the next generation to reduce, reuse, and recycle. Your brother has got it on point.

I'll admit, I love that this was his takeaway from the film.

aww that's kinda cute

Just throw it away yourself, and maybe mention it to your parents. Unless they know and don't care, or encourage it because it's "creative," as some parents probably would.

At least he has a hobby.

Its a business baby