Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML
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Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML
Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
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elguapo_fml 0
so you're dog is more purebred than you - what does that say about your parents?
zidane312 0
lol, it depends. What kind of dog was it?
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Comments (40)
AnnaSeptic 0
Hahaha my brother said the same thing to me. He was serious too, that's brothers for you. I'd bet your mom was joking, don't feel too bad about it.
sathian62 0
You're mom sounds awesome.
emptyxXbliss 0
Wow, SOMEONE'S sensitive.
user908 0
Both the girl that posted this and her mother are hilarious, I know them. Just cause she thought it was funny enough to get posted doesn't mean that she laid awake at night crying over the fact that her family make a joke about her being ugly. You call HER sensitive? Please, obviously half of you can't even realize that this was posted to make people laugh, not to complain about her life. You people are pathetic.
katyt 0
#27...I'm not sure who you are, but thanks. =) As for everyone else, I know my mom was joking. She's hilarious. This happened when I was like 13 though, and was kinda sensitive about my looks. At the time, it really hurt my feelings. However, now that I'm 19, I understand how funny it was. So calm down, and stop saying I'm hideous or whatever. I just submitted it because it was funny.
katyt 0
BTW - It was a Great Pyrenese show dog.
kylewschmidt 0
Now it makes sense
user908 0
number 27 was ashley! i love you katy. i was just annoyed because OBVIOUSLY you knew your mom was joking. people are retarded.
laurenheartsyou 0
win^
Redders123 1
LOL!!! Mom is quick witted!! LOL! i'm sure they were both joking.
GreenDaylovr 0
^ I woulda tottally said that too!!!! ^_^