Dogs and Animals: Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than...

By Noname - 18/02/2009 02:52 - United States

Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By the un-loved child - 28/07/2013 22:34 - United States - Salida

Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML

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By smellsofeggs - 26/11/2009 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 09:42 - United States

Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

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By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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By hopeless romantic - 14/08/2014 15:06 - United States - Dayton

Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML

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By Dasani - 16/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML

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By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

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elguapo_fml 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 14:30

so you're dog is more purebred than you - what does that say about your parents?

zidane312 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 12:18

lol, it depends. What kind of dog was it?

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AnnaSeptic 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:28

Hahaha my brother said the same thing to me. He was serious too, that's brothers for you. I'd bet your mom was joking, don't feel too bad about it.

sathian62 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:00

You're mom sounds awesome.

emptyxXbliss 0

Monday 15 June 2009 3:12

Wow, SOMEONE'S sensitive.

user908 0

Friday 31 July 2009 13:49

Both the girl that posted this and her mother are hilarious, I know them. Just cause she thought it was funny enough to get posted doesn't mean that she laid awake at night crying over the fact that her family make a joke about her being ugly. You call HER sensitive? Please, obviously half of you can't even realize that this was posted to make people laugh, not to complain about her life. You people are pathetic.

katyt 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:07

#27...I'm not sure who you are, but thanks. =) As for everyone else, I know my mom was joking. She's hilarious. This happened when I was like 13 though, and was kinda sensitive about my looks. At the time, it really hurt my feelings. However, now that I'm 19, I understand how funny it was. So calm down, and stop saying I'm hideous or whatever. I just submitted it because it was funny.