By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 23:01 - United States - El Paso
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There are much worse things floating around in the ocean than a little boy's pee. Just think of all of the sperm, feces, and urine, etc., in there from the creatures that inhabit it. They basically swim around in their own mess anyway, what difference does this little boy's pee make? I don't see how OP deserved it, many people have peed in rivers, oceans, and lakes at least once in their lives. Sure, it's gross, but there's much more disgusting things floating around in there anyway. Just watch some documentaries detailing the lives of sea creatures. Rather than insult OP, let's just enjoy the humor in this FML.
There are two sorts of people in the world: people who say they pee in the shower and dirty fucking liars. Now pants on, pants off doesn't really matter...
#4 - Actually... No. I suppose it's less of a problem when you're a guy but I really don't feel like having piss run down my legs, even in the shower. And I'm not going to start crouching either. That would just be weird. I'm pretty sure I can hold it in for those ten minutes I need to wash.
Alleys be specific with a younger child. Also, maybe he didn't want to swoon in his own urine.