By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 23:01 - United States - El Paso

Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 508
You deserved it 48 183

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

YDI for telling him to do it.

There are two sorts of people in the world: people who say they pee in the shower and dirty fucking liars. Now pants on, pants off doesn't really matter...

Comments

YDI for telling him to do it.

Hopefully her son isn't a teenager! Maybe OP will tell us just how old he is.

What makes you think OP is a she? O_o

I've lived by the beach for 9 years of my life and I can tell you that most people pee in the ocean. No one is going to trek up the beach and use their disgusting bathrooms. There is already a ton of marine animal waste anyway.

Actually technically OP didn't tell him to do that. She said go pee in the ocean. He peed INTO the ocean. Location location location

Demetri Martin, FTW.

He may not have known what OP meant. Common sense, you should use it.

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Well, the ocean is already full of fish poo...

And why add to the amount of poo and pis* number 3?

i read on the internet somewhere that .05% of all ocean water is whale semen. but then again 69.69% of all internet statistics are made up.

Wtf why did my account commented some random letters?

You realize that sewage lines are pumped into the water every day, especially from America, right? One child won't make much of a difference.

Fish pee and poo in the ocean, too. It's nature.

I pee in the ocean and I am not ashamed.

There are much worse things floating around in the ocean than a little boy's pee. Just think of all of the sperm, feces, and urine, etc., in there from the creatures that inhabit it. They basically swim around in their own mess anyway, what difference does this little boy's pee make? I don't see how OP deserved it, many people have peed in rivers, oceans, and lakes at least once in their lives. Sure, it's gross, but there's much more disgusting things floating around in there anyway. Just watch some documentaries detailing the lives of sea creatures. Rather than insult OP, let's just enjoy the humor in this FML.

Just dont pee in the Amazon river. Theres these little fish that swim up your pisshole.

You mean like the millions of other people who do it? And of course let's not forget the billions of sea creatures that do it as well. OP deserved this but your logic is laughable.

Dude, if you don't like urine in the water, don't go to any place where anybody has ever swam.

Obviously you are an idiot and have never been cold as fuck inside a wetsuit before instant heating blanket LMFAO

There are two sorts of people in the world: people who say they pee in the shower and dirty fucking liars. Now pants on, pants off doesn't really matter...

And the ocean is one big shower isn't it

#4 - Actually... No. I suppose it's less of a problem when you're a guy but I really don't feel like having piss run down my legs, even in the shower. And I'm not going to start crouching either. That would just be weird. I'm pretty sure I can hold it in for those ten minutes I need to wash.

It's a quote from Louis CK ;)

Fish piss in the ocean all the time. Among other things

If you don't pee in the shower you're wasting water!

YDI. Idk what kind of reaction you were expecting from him if you told him to do it.

For the kid to go into the water and pee discreetly!

That just shows confidence!

He did what you told him to!

Alleys be specific with a younger child. Also, maybe he didn't want to swoon in his own urine.

It seems as though 10 was another victim of the cruel auto correct.

Yes I was. I attempted to correct it, but work got in the way.

Nobody needs to be a victim of autocorrect if they proofread

Alleys was always, and swoon was swim.

Why would you tell him that? That's not good parenting

Not good parenting?? OMG get over it! Ppl r so quick to judge others, the water is dirty anyway, who cares!

She probably doesn't even have a kid either. I love it when people tell you your a bad parent over shit so trival. It's just a little pee guys and girls, get over it.

Until this thread I didn't know people seemed to think peeing in the ocean is gross. There are hundreds of billions of gallons of water in the sea. The pee will be diluted ASAP.

Sounds like he's got balls the size of whales though...

He's just doing what you told him to. And now everyone knows what you told him to do, too. Almost Poetic justice if I do say so myself.