Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML
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Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML
Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
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Top comments
elguapo_fml 0
so you're dog is more purebred than you - what does that say about your parents?
zidane312 0
lol, it depends. What kind of dog was it?
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Comments (40)
writergirl23 19
While I'm not saying your uglier than the dog, what human is purebred?
IntoTheClouds 42
Keyword: Joked.
micah38 5
Who, you or the dog?
nemcali 34
Your mom's answer is brilliant
TaterTot5122 7
She was joking.
burninsnow 23
Your mom just called herself ugly.
coldasfire 23
You needed support to argue over something as simple as that?