smellyhouse
Canada
Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
FuckingDone
Enterprise, United States
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Stinky boi
Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
utensils123
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Dude, gross!
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Anonymous
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Anonymous
Cornwall, Canada
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
:/
Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML
finalfantasy
Aurora, United States
Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
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drealmorales 2
Very smart man. He's going to live for a very long time after that
RavenDesired 10
That must smell gorgeous.
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cali4eva 12
Can't he get one of those organic deodorants that are supposed to not cause cancer?
NotDave 0
Face, meet palm. No deodorant causes cancer. Unless of course you want your pits to always smell uranium fresh!
cradle6 13
Not exactly true. While it is unlikely that deodorant will give you cancer, most deodorants on the market do contain aluminum, a heavy metal that can cause cancer with enough exposure over years.
hoofbeats 0
You know how much deodorant you'd have to use to get cancer from it? Probably 5 sticks a day. I highly doubt anyone uses THAT much..
NotDave 0
Aluminum foil also contains aluminum. And a lot of other objects contain the metal. The SUN causes cancer if you stand in its rays for too long.
bitchesbecrazy2 4
I know that I'm probably going to get thumbed down for this because I'm an idiot or I'm thread jacking or something but, where the hell is comment number 1 ?
bitchesbecrazy2 4
I know thread jacking is only when you comment on somebody else's comment but, this was suppose to be commented on number 2's comment
chels1994 11
what made him come to that conclusion?
CoolStoryScrote 6
It's not deoderant, it's antipersperants that are a risk due to the zinc in them. Your brother needs to research this more
upyourzlolz 11
Zinc causes health problems? Shit. I've been giving that stuff to my Pokemon.
suavesuave 2
Tell everybody you know this is funny
mattorama 15
Deodorant doesn't cause cancer, but antiperspirant can cause memory loss.
bananagrams 9
So that's why I keep forgetting my homework!
bizarre_ftw 22
Best! No homework excuse I've ever heard!!!! Tell your teacher that!!! Maybe they'll get a laugh and give you a pass for that day's homework! (who knows? I've seen my teachers do stranger things)
bananagrams 9
I'll give it a try
mimeshadow 1
Well i did a project bout it n chances are its true. But that is due to a ingredient found mainly in women's deodorant.
bryannab1 0
Please use correct grammer. Thank you.
bryannab1 0
Please use correct grammer. Thank you.
lesuze 5
*grammar
ATSViper 15
grammar fail
irimalovecheer98 5
Ew
Dcm210 19
Febreeze
nerdsgetmehot 23
If he showers after going to the gym, what's the problem? I only use natural deodorant because I've heard the whole "deodorant causes cancer" thing and I'm not taking any chances...
mommabear0823 12
Everything causes cancer. Whether it be a cell phone or a computer to canned food, it all causes cancer. Besides we all have to die some day might as well live it up and make the best of it.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#113 I know...Those "risks" don't stop me from using cell phones and such. I'm just saying, it's my personal preference to use natural deodorant because giving up regular deodorant isn't difficult. Of course I'm not going to give up using my cell phone.